The Muppet Show quotes
172 total quotesStatler: Ever gone to a witch doctor?
Waldorf: They're all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor? (Both laughed)
Waldorf: They're all witch. Ever heard of a poor doctor? (Both laughed)
Waldorf: Yes, the frog is certainly taking a beating on this show.
Statler: It's hard to feel sorry for him. We take a beating every show.
Statler: It's hard to feel sorry for him. We take a beating every show.