The Muppet Show quotes
172 total quotes- Terrible!
- Disgusting!
- See you next week?
- Of course.
- I have a good mind to go home.
- Disgusting!
- See you next week?
- Of course.
- I have a good mind to go home.
- Ugh. Puppets, I always hated puppets
- You're a traitor to your class.
- What class, I never even graduated!
- (In unison and crying) WHY US!!! - Terrific!
- You're a traitor to your class.
- What class, I never even graduated!
- (In unison and crying) WHY US!!! - Terrific!
- Waste of time. Nothing will save this show.
- It's too bad Gonzo's leaving this show.
- It's too bad Gonzo's leaving this show.
- We'll get pneumonia!
- Big deal. This show always makes us sick!
- Well, you know, Waldorf, I gotta admit, I've never seen anything like that before.
- Big deal. This show always makes us sick!
- Well, you know, Waldorf, I gotta admit, I've never seen anything like that before.
- Weh... that was terrible.
- Oh it was good.
- Nah, that was very bad.
- Well, it was average.
- Weh... it was in the middle there.
- Ah, it wasn't that great.
- I kind of liked it.
- It was terrible.
- I loved it!
- Get 'em off!
- More!
Fozzie: Oh come on, didn't you even like my last joke?
- Oh it was good.
- Nah, that was very bad.
- Well, it was average.
- Weh... it was in the middle there.
- Ah, it wasn't that great.
- I kind of liked it.
- It was terrible.
- I loved it!
- Get 'em off!
- More!
Fozzie: Oh come on, didn't you even like my last joke?
- Well, it didn't go back far enough � I could still see it!
- I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't watched it!
- I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't watched it!
- Well, it wasn't too bad.
- Well, that's a novelty!
- So they blew up half the theater.
- Well, that's a novelty!
- So they blew up half the theater.
- Well, we don't mind, and you don't matter!
- [Waldorf is asleep. Statler wakes him up.]
- [Waldorf is asleep. Statler wakes him up.]
- What are you talking about, its only just beginning!
- Oh why are we doomed to suffer? And why are those people watching voluntarily?!
- How come all your impressions sound the same?
- Oh why are we doomed to suffer? And why are those people watching voluntarily?!
- How come all your impressions sound the same?
- What did you like about it?
- It was the LAST number!
- That joke is so old, it makes you look young! - What did you think of that?
- It was the LAST number!
- That joke is so old, it makes you look young! - What did you think of that?