Psych quotes
0 total quotesPeters: How did you know she was lying?
Shawn: I'm a psychic, Peters.
Gus: How did you know she was lying?
Boones and Peters: [in unison] She's a woman.
Shawn: I'm a psychic, Peters.
Gus: How did you know she was lying?
Boones and Peters: [in unison] She's a woman.
Pierre Despereaux: Have you guys ever seen those Batman movies? [takes out a grappling hook gun, shoots it in the air onto the roof, and disappears] Toodle-oo!
Prescott: [reading a letter] "...signed "Shown" Spencer". You misspelled your name.
Shawn: I did that on purpose.
Prescott: No you didn't.
Shawn: You're right, I was on a hurry and I didn't have spell check.
Prescott: You need spell check for your own name?
Shawn: I did that on purpose.
Prescott: No you didn't.
Shawn: You're right, I was on a hurry and I didn't have spell check.
Prescott: You need spell check for your own name?
Prescott: May I ask you a personal question?
Shawn: Sure.
Prescott: Have you ever been tested for idiocy?
Shawn: Sure.
Prescott: Have you ever been tested for idiocy?
Roy: What are you guys, UFO chasers?
Shawn: Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.
Shawn: Nothing as ridiculous as that. We're psychic detectives.
Shawn's Dad: Check out his resume.
Gus: He has a Masters in Psychology and Criminology from Harvard AND an MBA!
Shawn: Get outta here. He's got a Monkey Basketball League?
Gus: He has a Masters in Psychology and Criminology from Harvard AND an MBA!
Shawn: Get outta here. He's got a Monkey Basketball League?
Shawn: Meat Is Murder by The Smiths; 1984, Van Halen; both missing.
Juliet: Are you sure?
Shawn: Of course I'm sure; they're clearly in order.
Juliet: Tears for Fears, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins. What order were you using?
Shawn: Sweetness.
Juliet: Men Without Hats is sweeter than Echo & the Bunnymen?
Mr. Yang: More importantly, where are Devo and Talking Heads in all of this?
Season 6
Juliet: Are you sure?
Shawn: Of course I'm sure; they're clearly in order.
Juliet: Tears for Fears, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins. What order were you using?
Shawn: Sweetness.
Juliet: Men Without Hats is sweeter than Echo & the Bunnymen?
Mr. Yang: More importantly, where are Devo and Talking Heads in all of this?
Season 6
Shawn: [Craig tells them about thief Percy Dunn] Percy Dunn the lightning thief!
Gus: It's Percy Jackson, Shawn.
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.
Gus: It's Percy Jackson, Shawn.
Shawn: I've heard it both ways.
Shawn: [in a hostage situation] Why don't you let the women, and children, and men, go?
Shawn: [To Dennis, after he knocks his tooth out with a nunchaku.] You looked like a badass, until you clocked yourself in the face. You needed this, man.
[Juliet and Lassiter arrive. Lassie tasers Dennis who is still holding the nunchakus.]
Shawn: He didn't need that.
[Juliet and Lassiter arrive. Lassie tasers Dennis who is still holding the nunchakus.]
Shawn: He didn't need that.
Shawn: [to Lassiter's sister] Hello! I'm Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Radio Star. I'm afraid your video will kill him.
Shawn: And injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.
Shawn: Can I just say what I came here to say? I have a motorcycle.
Juliet: Yes, you do.
Shawn: And you know what? It is the purest form of freedom that I have ever experienced. You zip through traffic, park anywhere, you certainly don't have to help anyone move. Easily the best purchase I have ever made and I have never regretted it, not for one minute.
Juliet: I get it, you love your motorcycle. Is there a point to this?
Shawn: Yes there's point. Point is, since I've met you (pause) I've been thinking about getting a car.
Juliet:You're not thinking something practical, or sensible....
Shawn: No, I'm not throwing in the towel altogether. (Shawn and Juliet in sweeping romantic kiss)
Juliet: Yes, you do.
Shawn: And you know what? It is the purest form of freedom that I have ever experienced. You zip through traffic, park anywhere, you certainly don't have to help anyone move. Easily the best purchase I have ever made and I have never regretted it, not for one minute.
Juliet: I get it, you love your motorcycle. Is there a point to this?
Shawn: Yes there's point. Point is, since I've met you (pause) I've been thinking about getting a car.
Juliet:You're not thinking something practical, or sensible....
Shawn: No, I'm not throwing in the towel altogether. (Shawn and Juliet in sweeping romantic kiss)