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[Lassiter is wearing a fake beard]
Gus: Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?

[Over PA system]
Shawn: The jackal has arrived.

[Setting the inscription of a watch for his son]
Henry: "Love Dad"? Why don't you just put "kissy kissy"?

[Shawn pretends to feel a spirit in the records room so he can look at a case file]
Shawn: Yes, I can feel her all right. She's over by the W's.
Sgt. Allen: Why?
Shawn: No. W.

[Shawn, Gus and Lassiter find one of the Civil War re-enactors with a very real bullet wound]
Shawn: Either that guy is a phenomenal actor... or he's dead.

[watching Tilden's cat lick itself]
Shawn: There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous.

[While looking at an apartment under the guise of a gay couple]
Shawn: Ooh Gus! Good news, shower for two.