Psych quotes
0 total quotesHenry: [about an army commercial] Look at all the stuff they're getting done while you're lying there slacking off. What does that make you want to do?
Young Shawn: Go into advertising. That's a really catchy jingle. Seriously, I can't get it out of my head.
Young Shawn: Go into advertising. That's a really catchy jingle. Seriously, I can't get it out of my head.
Henry: [to Lassiter] Well, come on, Mr. Viability.
Lassiter: There was a pretty good chance I was bitten by a tick back there... I could be going through the beginning stages of Lyme disease.
Henry: Oh man up.
Lassiter: You're juicing, aren't you? I knew it.
Lassiter: There was a pretty good chance I was bitten by a tick back there... I could be going through the beginning stages of Lyme disease.
Henry: Oh man up.
Lassiter: You're juicing, aren't you? I knew it.
Henry: [watching Shawn jump up and down because he just figured out the case] Shawn, don't you dare learn a wrong lesson while I'm trying to teach you a right lesson!
Henry: Can you even name a famous fireman?
Young Shawn: ...Smokey the Bear?
Henry: First of all, Smokey the Bear is not a fireman. Number two, he's not real. Number three, HE'S A BEAR! He takes his poops in the woods, is that what you want?
Young Shawn: ...Smokey the Bear?
Henry: First of all, Smokey the Bear is not a fireman. Number two, he's not real. Number three, HE'S A BEAR! He takes his poops in the woods, is that what you want?
Henry: How do you escape when you're locked in the trunk of a car?
Young Shawn: When? Don't you mean "if" as in like maybe never?
Henry: Not today, kid; your survival training starts right now. [throws Shawn into trunk of his car as their neighbor walks by and looks scandalized] It's okay, Mrs. Nusbaum, everything's fine; got the keys right here, just teaching Shawn a little survival technique, thank you. All right, Shawn. Here's what you want to do. You want to feel for the brake light. You feel it, it's right over here. You would kick it out. [Shawn kicks out the taillight] I didn't say to actually do it, I said you would do it.
Young Shawn: When? Don't you mean "if" as in like maybe never?
Henry: Not today, kid; your survival training starts right now. [throws Shawn into trunk of his car as their neighbor walks by and looks scandalized] It's okay, Mrs. Nusbaum, everything's fine; got the keys right here, just teaching Shawn a little survival technique, thank you. All right, Shawn. Here's what you want to do. You want to feel for the brake light. You feel it, it's right over here. You would kick it out. [Shawn kicks out the taillight] I didn't say to actually do it, I said you would do it.
Henry: How much blood was it exactly Shawn?
Shawn It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.
Shawn It was just a small stream. It wasn't like the end of Carrie or the beginning of Carrie.
Henry: I saw the shooting on television, I been trying to call your cell phone. It keeps going to voicemail. I been worried to death.
Shawn: I... forgot to turn on my phone.
Henry: Gus, let me ask you something. What was the very first thing you did right after the shooting?
Gus: I called my folks to tell them I was okay.
Henry: And what's the first thing he did?
Gus: He ate a banana.
Henry: [to Shawn] You ate a banana?!
Shawn: I sure I did. You know why? Because it makes me think of you, because you're my big old papa monkey.
Shawn: I... forgot to turn on my phone.
Henry: Gus, let me ask you something. What was the very first thing you did right after the shooting?
Gus: I called my folks to tell them I was okay.
Henry: And what's the first thing he did?
Gus: He ate a banana.
Henry: [to Shawn] You ate a banana?!
Shawn: I sure I did. You know why? Because it makes me think of you, because you're my big old papa monkey.
Henry: I warned you Shawn, fire fighters are trouble. I did everything in my power to keep you off of the pole!
Shawn: And you succeeded dad... in every conceivable way.
Shawn: And you succeeded dad... in every conceivable way.
Henry: I'm a tax-paying, voting citizen, therefore I have a right to speak to any elected official, such as the DA, I please.
Shawn: You don't have to be a... tax-paying voting citizen, do you?
Shawn: You don't have to be a... tax-paying voting citizen, do you?
Henry: I've been leaving messages on your phone.
Shawn: Yeah, I sort of dropped my phone.
Henry: Well, what'd I tell you about taking care of your stuff?
Shawn: You know what, you're right. First my tricycle out in the yard, now this--I see a pattern developing here.
Shawn: Yeah, I sort of dropped my phone.
Henry: Well, what'd I tell you about taking care of your stuff?
Shawn: You know what, you're right. First my tricycle out in the yard, now this--I see a pattern developing here.
Henry: It's a good thing we wore our lucky shirts.
Shawn: I'm just worried someone is going to stare directly at the pattern and have a seizure.
Shawn: I'm just worried someone is going to stare directly at the pattern and have a seizure.
Henry: Should I take her to Crab Shack Willy's or The Third Wharf?
Shawn: Those can't possibly be real places.
Shawn: Those can't possibly be real places.
Henry: Well that's a stupid house to rob.
Shawn: Does anyone live up to your expectations? Maybe we should get the robber's phone number so you can call and tell him how disappointed you are.
Shawn: Does anyone live up to your expectations? Maybe we should get the robber's phone number so you can call and tell him how disappointed you are.
Henry: Well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea.
Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle. [pause] I think I peaked too soon.
Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle. [pause] I think I peaked too soon.