Psych quotes
0 total quotesShawn: I'd say that's pretty ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones in a Bond movie, but still.
Shawn: I'm getting more... like five hundred thousand, which could last a whole lifetime.
Linsay Leiken: That's not possible.
Shawn: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.
Linsay Leiken: That's not possible.
Shawn: It is if you live in one of the Baltic states.
Shawn: I'm just getting started, you giant cockroach. You know what? That was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere, especially Jiminy Cricket, although for the first time in thirty years, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket.
Gus: Of course he's a cricket.
Gus: Of course he's a cricket.
Shawn: I'm just saying, technology is way overrated.
Gus: That's interesting--just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.
Shawn: And that hasn't changed!
Gus: That's interesting--just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.
Shawn: And that hasn't changed!
Shawn: I'm not a palm reader, I'm a psychic.
Boone: What you are is 172 pounds of we don't give a damn.
Boone: What you are is 172 pounds of we don't give a damn.
Shawn: I'm Shawn and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz. [Gus claps his hands.]
Gus: With a Z.
Gus: With a Z.
Shawn: I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is my partner, Gus "TT" Showbiz.
Gus: The extra T is for extra talent.
Gus: The extra T is for extra talent.
Shawn: I'm so sorry about this; my assistant makes all my reservations but she's been under heavy medication. She was recently diagnosed with parvo.
Hotel Clerk: Isn't that a dog's disease?
Shawn: Yes, yes it is. My assistant is a Golden Retriever, adorable but dim. Her whole keyboard is just three big buttons. She has very large paws. I should have fired her years ago but she's a rescue and I didn't have the heart.
Hotel Clerk: Isn't that a dog's disease?
Shawn: Yes, yes it is. My assistant is a Golden Retriever, adorable but dim. Her whole keyboard is just three big buttons. She has very large paws. I should have fired her years ago but she's a rescue and I didn't have the heart.
Shawn: I'm sorry, but was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?
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Shawn: I can't see out of my left eye.
Gus: I see dead people.
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Shawn: Even the water's spicy!
Gus: Who does that?!
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Shawn: All right, I'm sorry, no offense, but it's stupid that you people eat food this hot.
[Everyone stares at him]
Shawn: [aside to Abigail] I said "no offense", right?
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Shawn: I can't see out of my left eye.
Gus: I see dead people.
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Shawn: Even the water's spicy!
Gus: Who does that?!
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Shawn: All right, I'm sorry, no offense, but it's stupid that you people eat food this hot.
[Everyone stares at him]
Shawn: [aside to Abigail] I said "no offense", right?