Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesDawn Budge: I wanna buy one more thing, Dr. Troy. A night with you. I need Dwight to know he can't do what he did without consequences. Basically, I want a revenge screw.
Christian: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Dawn Budge: I will pay you a hundred thousand dollars.
Christian: I wouldn't sit on the same toilet seat as you for a hundred grand.
Dawn Budge: Name your price, sexy man.
Christian: Four hundred thousand bucks gets you ten minutes. Strictly missionary, nothing kinky.
Dawn Budge: I'll throw in an extra twenty if we can do it on the rug.
Christian: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Dawn Budge: I will pay you a hundred thousand dollars.
Christian: I wouldn't sit on the same toilet seat as you for a hundred grand.
Dawn Budge: Name your price, sexy man.
Christian: Four hundred thousand bucks gets you ten minutes. Strictly missionary, nothing kinky.
Dawn Budge: I'll throw in an extra twenty if we can do it on the rug.
Dawn Budge: It is time my body matched my bank account.
Mallory Budge: If that's what you're after, you'd been skinny your whole life.
Mallory Budge: If that's what you're after, you'd been skinny your whole life.
Diana Lubey: He suffered so much from her cruel unhappiness, but he wouldn't leave. He was just like that, an old-fashioned man. Divorce was unthinkable. Couldn't face his children, his grandchildren. He loved me, but I was the one left with nothing. Not a mention at his funeral, no closet full of his shirts to sleep in. So I stole his ashes and I valued them. My only crime was loving him too much.
Dr. Faith Wolper: Have you ever had any loving adult relationships?
Christian: Yeah, sure.
Dr. Faith Wolper: What happened?
Christian: One of them married Sean and the other... Well, it just didn't work out. It wasn't my fault. Even Sean couldn't make it work with her.
Christian: Yeah, sure.
Dr. Faith Wolper: What happened?
Christian: One of them married Sean and the other... Well, it just didn't work out. It wasn't my fault. Even Sean couldn't make it work with her.
Dr. Mike Hamoui: [in Christian's apartment] I can still hear the screams from the women you've banged in here.
Dr. Mike Hamoui: Aren't your partner with Sean McNamara? How come he isn't doing this for you?
Christian: We are too busy to give in-house freebies.
Christian: We are too busy to give in-house freebies.
Evetta: [to Christian] I was talking about my heartburn, dummy. I don't need no Hoover vacuum stealing my ass. Where I come from, I don't get lipo to attract a man. I eat another cherry pie and put more junk in my trunk.
James: I trust you, Christian.
Christian: Wish I felt the same, sweetheart. Sorry, but even a squashed spider spins its web until its final breath.
Christian: Wish I felt the same, sweetheart. Sorry, but even a squashed spider spins its web until its final breath.
James: I was planning on having a little more fun with you, Dr. Troy. You're cute when you squirm.
James: I'm James.
Reefer: That's a man's name.
James: In French, ‘J'aime' means ‘I love'.
Reefer: Reefer.
James: Well, that's the same in any language, isn't it?
Reefer: That's a man's name.
James: In French, ‘J'aime' means ‘I love'.
Reefer: Reefer.
James: Well, that's the same in any language, isn't it?
James: Let's face it, Christian, not every man can appreciate the experience of a perfectly aged single malt. Smoky scent, sweet and salty taste.
Christian: Where do you get the balls to come on to me?
James: It's inevitable, you and I. The same refined taste, in Scotch and in women. Don't you believe in fate?
Christian: Only in Greek tragedy.
James: I believe in critical mass. Tipping points, tiny straws that can break camel's backs. You've been trying to show me who's boss for some time, haven't you? Well, now's your chance.
Christian: Where do you get the balls to come on to me?
James: It's inevitable, you and I. The same refined taste, in Scotch and in women. Don't you believe in fate?
Christian: Only in Greek tragedy.
James: I believe in critical mass. Tipping points, tiny straws that can break camel's backs. You've been trying to show me who's boss for some time, haven't you? Well, now's your chance.
James: That car is worth more than $100,000.
Christian: A lottery winner once paid me 4 grand to ride my dick. That means you owe me $300,000.
Christian: A lottery winner once paid me 4 grand to ride my dick. That means you owe me $300,000.
James: Then I have a proposition for you that might ease your pain. I'll knock down your first payment to something more manageable, say seventy-five thousand, if you throw in a hand-job. Don't be vulgar. I want a hand rejuvenation.
Christian: I thought vampires kept their looks forever.
Christian: I thought vampires kept their looks forever.