Nip/Tuck quotes
349 total quotesJulia: I should be back by 10. Dinner is in the fridge. Heat it up for five minutes at 350º. And, Matt, don't show Annie The Exorcist again.
Matt: She needs to know that evil exists.
Matt: She needs to know that evil exists.
Julia: We´re not fine, Sean. And we never will be. You know it. We both know it.
Sean: Don´t you give up on me.
Julia: There´s nothing wrong in knowing when to surrender. We tried our best. No one can fault us for finally admitting that we just can´t do it anymore.
Sean: Don´t you give up on me.
Julia: There´s nothing wrong in knowing when to surrender. We tried our best. No one can fault us for finally admitting that we just can´t do it anymore.
Julia: What did she give you that I couldn't?
Sean: She saw the good in me, Julia. She saw the potential, the hope. Every time you look at me I see it in your eyes. All I see staring back at me is regret.
Sean: She saw the good in me, Julia. She saw the potential, the hope. Every time you look at me I see it in your eyes. All I see staring back at me is regret.
Julia: Why haven't I had an orgasm in two years?!?
Sean: Because I didn't want to work that hard.
Sean: Because I didn't want to work that hard.
Kimber: [referring to her nurse's outfit] I spent $400 on this outfit. I'm just trying to do what you wanted and spice things up.
Christian: Here's the dilemma. You think a jockey wants to come home to see his girlfriend dressed like a horse? I'm around nurses all day, sweetheart. If I wanted to screw one of them, I would've by now.
Christian: Here's the dilemma. You think a jockey wants to come home to see his girlfriend dressed like a horse? I'm around nurses all day, sweetheart. If I wanted to screw one of them, I would've by now.
Liz: [to Christian] You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick.
Liz: Does any one here besides me think there's anything morally reprehensible about a white man trying to pass himself off as a victim of the American racial hierarchy?
Christian: Sean, tell her to stop using all those big words around me.
Christian: Sean, tell her to stop using all those big words around me.
Liz: Excuse me, someone in the lobby requests to see an arrogant, oversexed, antichrist.
Liz: I have a tattoo on my right breast. Two female symbols intertwined.
Christian: Double dykes?
Liz: I'm expressing my lesbian identity.
Christian: Double dykes?
Liz: I'm expressing my lesbian identity.
Liz: What about you? Are you gay?
Sophia: Today.
Liz: And tomorrow?
Sophia: Straight......after the surgery.
Liz: You're a conundrum wrapped up in a riddle, babe. (Edit)
Sophia: Today.
Liz: And tomorrow?
Sophia: Straight......after the surgery.
Liz: You're a conundrum wrapped up in a riddle, babe. (Edit)
Man at bar: After you commit, it doesn't matter what you wash with. Women smell infidelity like cat piss.
Matt: Vanessa, this isn't all about Ridley. What do you want?
Vanessa: I just want her to love me, that's all.
Matt: Is all this effort worth it?
Vanessa: You tell me, Matt? Is all this pain worth it to you?
Matt: Pain? I'm a guy who's about to have a three-way!
Vanessa: I just want her to love me, that's all.
Matt: Is all this effort worth it?
Vanessa: You tell me, Matt? Is all this pain worth it to you?
Matt: Pain? I'm a guy who's about to have a three-way!
Merrill Bobolit : [referring to Kimber Henry as his ideal wife] My DNA mixed with hers all but assures a blond Jew.