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[Horatio and Tripp find a boat smugling RPG launchers.]
Tripp: That's great, we've got one empty case here and 10 full ones out there.
Horatio: The streets of Miami just got a whole lot more dangerous.

[Horatio and Yelina after Stetler leaves]
Horatio: So, it looks like you didn't need me after all!
Yelina: Horatio, you know that's not true!

[Horatio arrives at Yelina's house as Stetler is leaving]
Stetler [with black eye]: Horatio! Pleasant surprise!
Horatio: You'd better not have hurt her!
Stetler: It'd take a magician! Seems she can take care of herself!
Horatio: Walk, Rick, and don't come back!

[Horatio believes Stetler hit Yelina.]
Stetler: Escalating force with an unarmed subject is always questionable...
Horatio: Yes, especially with a woman. Right, Rick?
Stetler: There is no woman in this case.
Horatio: There is always a woman in the case, and you know what I'm talking about!

[Horatio confronts Raymond about his disappearance.]
Horatio: How does a man allow his wife and son to believe he's dead, Raymond?

[Horatio finds Nick Marshall just before he boards a plane.]
Horatio: You going somewhere, Nick?
Nick: I'm taking a couple of days off, I thought I'd head out to the Keys.
Horatio: I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.
Nick: You just don't quit, do you?
Horatio: Not in my vocabulary!
[Police cars arrive with sirens, Horatio puts his sunglasses on.]
Horatio: Hey, Nick, you know that vacation you never got...

[Horatio has just cracked the case.]
Danny Cato (a movie star): I'm still one big hurdle ahead of you.
Horatio: What would that be?
Danny Cato: The jury. I'm a star, kimosabe, I can convince 12 people of anything.
Horatio: You haven't convinced me, my friend, and that's not a good start.

[Horatio inquires about a prostitute witness.]
Horatio: What's her name?
Gary: Like they give you the real one.
Speed: We'll take a fake one and a location.

[Horatio interrogates a suspect.]
Horatio: Why, Luis, are you alive and Julio's dead?
Luis: Hey, I'm cagey, man.
Horatio: Not cagey, meaningless.

[Horatio interrogates an adult film company owner.]
Jeffers' Lawyer: My client is a prominent businessman with strong ties to the community, he has a family and 3 little girls.
Horatio: Will they be appearing in your films, Mr. Jeffers, when they grow up? Just out of curiosity.

[Horatio nails down a suspect.]
Horatio: Claudia has a defense, Claudia...is insane. You...are a liar and now a killer. For you that adds up to life, times one...two...And three.

[Horatio walks out on Calleigh, without saying anything, after coming to a conclusion.]
Calleigh: Okay! Bye! Keep me posted!

[Imitating the Marine Recruiter's motto "The competition keeps us frosty. It's the Marine Corps way."]
Ryan: That's okay. The challenge keeps us frosty. It's the CSI way.

[In A/V, going over the beheaded driver's footage.]
Cooper: Yeesh! I wish I could un-see that.
Calleigh: I'm sorry, can you play it again?

[One of the bodies in a morgue freezer comes back to life.]
Alexx: It's Alexx, are there any Rescue Units in the building? I need a crew in the autopsy theater immediately, I've got a live one.