CSI: Miami quotes

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10-Large: [checking Calleigh out.] Damn! Nice cake!
Calleigh: Oh!...Charming!

Alexx: [Explaining to Calleigh how their vic got an adrenaline shot.] Uma Thurman, "Pulp Fiction."

Alexx: An unplanned child.
Horatio: The child may have been unplanned, Alexx...but the murder wasn't.

Alexx: Brutal murder, broad daylight, in the middle of the Grove, thought I'd seen it all.

Alexx: He was strangled, then dangled.

Alexx: His name is Avi Golan, Israeli citizen and look what's listed under occupation.
Horatio: "Import/Export," how organized crime.

Alexx: Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
Speed: Alexx, we just gave the...
Alexx: Timmy, I know.

Alexx: The guy's a monster. Or he doesn't know his own strength.
Horatio: Well, he's about...to know ours.

Alexx: Unreasonable acts are all I see.
Horatio: Amen to that.

Alexx: Yeah, you ranger boys love scaring us SoBe people, don't you?
Eric: Everybody's a comedian!

Bruno Gomes: I just set the table, okay? They decide to eat and guess what: that's not my problem!
Speed: Well, guess what? You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!

Calleigh: [Holding a plastic bottle full of urine.] Okay, I'm going to give you two guesses what this is. And it's not Mountain Dew.

Calleigh: And the dead girl wasn't dead

Calleigh: And we're very good at giving testimony.
Horatio: So Joe, two words: Murder...One.

Calleigh: Angelo's got nice taste in cars.
Speed: Hard to go wrong when you spend 80 grand.