CSI: Miami quotes

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Alexx: [looking at victim] Shot in the light of day? In a house full of people? That's cold-blooded, Horatio.
Horatio: As cold...as ice!

Alexx: What d'ya find?
Ryan: The rest of his head.
Alexx: Hey!
Ryan: Yeah?
Alexx: CSI Wolfe, mitts off, honey. Body parts are mine. Stick to the physical evidence!

Alexx: Wound traces are shallow, the cuts almost seem... tentative.
Ryan: I don't think you can be tentative 8 times.

Anna: You really do believe all that protect and serve stuff, don't you?
Horatio: It's the only thing...the only thing that I know how to do.

Calleigh: [Seeing a table of food Eric is processing in the lab.] Break room is down the hall, on the right.
Eric: Cute.

Calleigh: [To a suspect.] You took her life, now we're going to take yours.

Calleigh: [To Eric.] You know that I trust you with my life. I don't even know how I feel about Jake yet.
Season 6

Calleigh: [To Ryan.] Is that why you called me down here, to ease your conscience? You know, you may have gotten a man killed today.

Calleigh: Ah, more food.
Eric: Hm. Yeah, we moved on to the mini bar.

Calleigh: Brody Lassiter, I don't believe it.
Alexx: You're a fan?
Calleigh: I only saw Blitzed three times. It's that whole "bad boy" thing; I guess I like it.

Calleigh: I cannot believe I took a bullet for you.
Jake: What are you talking about? I can't believe I shot a man for you!
Calleigh: I'm the one in pain!
Jake: I've got the emotional scars!

Calleigh: Is it just me, or have people gotten a little too casual about seeing a dead body?
Alexx: It's easier when decomp's at a distance, believe me.

Calleigh: It's a feather!
Eric: Yeah, it's a feather, from a duck.
Calleigh: Wait a minute. You're saying that first of all there was a killer bear and now there's a killer duck?

Calleigh: It's a guilty pleasure. [Calleigh opens her locker and removes a magazine.] I've not read it yet, but Holly Reese is on the cover. She just went to rehab.
Ryan: Is that right? I thought she was the one celebrity with a good reputation.

Calleigh: The profiler. It's electromagnetic, so it picks up more than a metal detector.
Natalia: Yeah... but so far all we've got is an iPod, four beer bottles and a beach towel. But no fiber glass blister with the drugs.