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[Eric feels insecure because he made a rookie mistake due to his brain injury, that may have cost them the case.]
Eric: I came back too soon.
Calleigh: All right, I'll go this one alone, but we can't make it without you.

[Eric hears something in a graveyard, turns out to be an animal. Ryan laughs.]
Eric: Not a word, Wolfe.
Ryan: Take it easy, Delko!
Eric: Not a word.

[Eric inspects the plane wreckage.]
Eric: I've got a scrape here.
Speed: Yeah, you're going to have a few scrapes, the plane crashed.

[Eric is going over a "peeping Tom's" videos.]
Calleigh: Reality TV, can I watch?
Eric: Yeah, have a seat.
Calleigh: Tell me when I have to look away.
Eric: That's the thing, you never have to.
Calleigh: What are you telling me?
Eric: That Jeff Lathan should probably see a doctor about the little blue pill.
Calleigh: Oh! That explains why he didn't want us to watch the tape.

[Eric shares his experience after he got shot.]
Eric: Yeah. I didn't want to ask for anybody's help. I ended up making a few mistakes. But every day, it gets a little better. And it'll get better for you, too. Your friends and your family, they just want to be there for you. You're going to be okay, Jolene.
Jolene: I guess I'll have to be. Somebody stole my other option.

[Eric's eyes hurt after surviving a flash fire.]
Tripp: Eric, worst thing you can do is rub it.
Eric: Yeah, I know, Frank. You know, when you get caught in a flash over, then tell me that.

[Finding a match in CODIS.]
Horatio: Norman Stein.
Valera: In the system for an attempted-rape charge last year.
Horatio: Well, welcome to strike two, Norman!

[Frank and Calleigh reenact a concert shooting.]
Calleigh: Can you be my bodyguard?
Tripp: Only if I can call you Whitney.

[Frank gets into a car accident and gets a cut on his head.]
Tripp: Dispatch, we have a code 18, hit and run.
Dispatcher: Code 18, any victims?
Tripp: Yeah, there's a victim, me!

[Frank interrogates a suspect who's car crashed with him in it. The man was holding an umbrella.]
Tripp: I ran into you this morning, literally... then you show up at our little shootout with this.
Suspect: I have a skin condition, sun's harmful.
Tripp: So is video surveillance when you're trying to kill someone.

[Frank questions an inmate about his missing identification wristband.]
Tripp: Where's your wristband?
Cyrus Everton: I lost it.
Tripp: Do I have "stupid" written all over my bald head?

[Frank stepped on a land mine. The bomb squad has just defused it.]
Tripp: Well, that's a helluva way to start the day.
Horatio: [chuckling] And it's only 8 o'clock.

[Horatio and Eric meet in parking garage]
Eric: [confused] Why Wolfe? Why not come to me?
Horatio: Eric, you were the obvious choice. There was a chance that this might fail--and I didn't want that for you.
Eric: [worried] These bullets are everywhere, H, what do we do?
Horatio: I'm working on it.

[Horatio and Eric question Clavo Cruz.]
Eric: A quarantine exception makes it easy to pass anything past customs.
Horatio: And by anything, Mr. Delko means drugs.

[Horatio and Ryan go through some evidence.]
Horatio: What about Sal's tie?
Ryan: Nope, nothing.
Horatio: What about inside Sal's tie?
[Horatio grabs a scalpel and cuts the tie open. There's blood inside.]
Ryan: Horatio, I, mmm... didn't know... I don't know what to say.
Horatio: Not to worry, that's Sal's job now.