Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesEric: Oh, wait Mr. Feeny! Great news; I don't have to sleep in your car any more.
Feeny: You've been sleeping in my car? Since when?
Eric: Since I got kicked out of the apartment. I usually wait for you and Dean Whats-her-head to go to bed and then I kinda curl up in the back seat. Unless, of course, I have company over.
Feeny: You have company in my car?!
Eric: Thursday's spaghetti night.
Feeny: You've been sleeping in my car? Since when?
Eric: Since I got kicked out of the apartment. I usually wait for you and Dean Whats-her-head to go to bed and then I kinda curl up in the back seat. Unless, of course, I have company over.
Feeny: You have company in my car?!
Eric: Thursday's spaghetti night.
Eric: Y'know something, I take it back, it is about cleaning out the stupid garage. Dad wanted us to do that together, and you chose to leave me out. Those were our memories! Do you have any idea how it felt to go down there and see Shawn and Topanga there instead of me?
Cory: Look, Eric, we're brothers, okay?
Eric: Y'know what, you're right. We're brothers. We're not friends. That means you don't have to like me, and you don't. [exits]
Cory: Look, Eric, we're brothers, okay?
Eric: Y'know what, you're right. We're brothers. We're not friends. That means you don't have to like me, and you don't. [exits]
Eric: Y'know, Jack, I'm having trouble opening this jar.
Jack: That's because it's a can.
Jack: That's because it's a can.
Eric: You know something, I'm gonna stand up to you, just like Feeny told me to. And then you're both gonna back down. You know why? 'Cause you are a bully by definition.
Mankind: Would you like to fly through the air or go through the wall?
Eric: Hmm... Air, please. [Mankind picks him up and throws him] Woo-hoo!
Mankind: Would you like to fly through the air or go through the wall?
Eric: Hmm... Air, please. [Mankind picks him up and throws him] Woo-hoo!
Eric: Your wife was transported to an alternate universe. As far as I can tell, your closet is a vortex that connects your reality with ours.
Cory: Topanga, come out of the closet, Eric's drunk!
Eric: Drunk with knowledge.
Cory: Topanga, come out of the closet, Eric's drunk!
Eric: Drunk with knowledge.
Eric: [to Man who hit cory} THAT'S. [hit] MY. [HIT] BROTHER. [HIT] NOBODY. [HIT] HITS. [HIT] MY. [HIT] BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ puts hand on shoulder ] so this guy walks in a bar...
Feeny: [looking at Eric dressed as a woman] Hm, double D's -- just like your grades.
Feeny: Eric, I am going to make this so simple that even you can understand it.
Eric: You can try.
Eric: You can try.
Feeny: Hey, moron. Where're the tuxedos?
Eric: Oh, in the limo, baby!
Alan: What limo, baby?
Eric: Oh, in the limo, baby!
Alan: What limo, baby?
Feeny: Mr. Matthews, I have no idea what you're talking about. And that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.
Jack: [Reading Eric's manifesto] "Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself."
Jack: Eric?
Eric: [dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.
Jack: Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?
Eric: My name... is Plays With Squirrels.
Jack: Perfect. Even more insane.
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.
Eric: [dressed like a prophet] No, not Eric, not any more.
Jack: Uh-huh. It's fine, it's just fine... [walks out, sighs, then walks back in] Okay, what is your name now?
Eric: My name... is Plays With Squirrels.
Jack: Perfect. Even more insane.
Eric: Insane? If giving away all your worldly possessions, renouncing society and learning how to purify and drink your own urine is insane, then well... Yes, color me insane.
Jack: Tell me what you're gonna do.
Eric: I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Very good, keep saying it.
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Keep saying it!
Eric: Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.
[Cut to Eric walking into the bank]
Eric: Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.
Eric: I'm gonna take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Very good, keep saying it.
Eric: Take the money to the bank, deposit it and come right back.
Jack: Keep saying it!
Eric: Take the money to the bank; deposit it and come right back.
[Cut to Eric walking into the bank]
Eric: Take my mommy to see Frank, clean my closet, take a nap. Where am I? [looks in wallet] Ooh, money.
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory, Shawn, Eric and Topanga] Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.
Topanga: [to Mr. Feeny] Don't you mean do well?
Mr. Feeny: [to Topanga] No, I mean...do good.
Topanga: [to Mr. Feeny] Don't you mean do well?
Mr. Feeny: [to Topanga] No, I mean...do good.
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] So, Mr. Matthews...
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] You think we've known each other long enough to call me Cory?
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] Shh! Mr. Feeny! Come on--not even Topanga knows that!
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Your secret is safe with me.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] You think we've known each other long enough to call me Cory?
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.
Cory: [to Mr. Feeny] Shh! Mr. Feeny! Come on--not even Topanga knows that!
Mr. Feeny: [to Cory] Your secret is safe with me.