Boy Meets World quotes

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Shawn: If I'm late for class, fall asleep without me.

Shawn: There wasn't even any snow.
Cory: Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."
Shawn: They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.
Cory: The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!
Shawn: Oh, you mean that's a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."

Shawn: This is our school. I'm not turning my back. I sleep here every day!

Shawn: Topanga, are you sweating?
Topanga: I don't sweat, I glisten.
Shawn: Yeah, well, you're glistening like a pig.

Shawn: When adults talk, I hear this buzzing sound.

Shawn: You know, Mr. Feeny, just between you and me, it's stuff like this that really makes you unpopular.
Feeny: Sure, and it's lonely at the top, but I save a lot of money on Call Waiting.

Susan: We have something to tell you.
Dana: [fretfully] Oh, no.
Shawn: [horrified] We're sisters!

Topanga: Cory, don't even try to call me for the next two weeks. I will be incommunicado.
Shawn: Wow, that's guts. We're studying and she's off to Mexico.

Topanga: Tell me about the Great Gatsby.
Cory: He was the greatest hockey player who ever lived.

Topanga: Why are you looking at me like that?
Cory: I will always look at you like this.
Topanga: Well, stop.
Cory: Why?
Topanga: Because you're giving me the heebie-jeebies.
Cory: Good.

Turner: George, even I gotta say, quit yankin' the guy.
Feeny: I yank you not.

Turner: What's her number?
Shawn: 1-800-TAKE-A-COLD-SHOWER.

Turner: You know those three little words that are very difficult to say to a woman unless you really mean them?
Shawn: "Is Father home?"
Turner: No! "I love you."
Shawn: Oh, well you're just real vulnerable right now.

[Chet is taking Turner's television]
Shawn: Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.
Chet: Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.

[Cory and Shawn see Topanga walk by.]
Cory: That's not the Topanga I've known. I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman.
Shawn: Yeah, so did Coach Franklin.