Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesCory: Shawn, this is bad. Chemicals explode.
Shawn: Oh no, this is bad.
Cory: We have to go stop the fire!
Shawn: No, I ended my paper with "In conclusion, chemicals don't explode"!
Shawn: Oh no, this is bad.
Cory: We have to go stop the fire!
Shawn: No, I ended my paper with "In conclusion, chemicals don't explode"!
Cory: Well, I accidentally kissed Missy Robinson.
Topanga: How do you accidentally kiss someone?
Cory: Well, um...
Topanga: I mean, did she trip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?
Topanga: How do you accidentally kiss someone?
Cory: Well, um...
Topanga: I mean, did she trip on a rug and your lips broke her fall?
Cory: You know you guys never sent me to camp.
Alan: Are you insane?
Amy: We tried to send you to camp when you were eight, but we had to come and take you home.
Alan: Everyday you sent us letters telling us they were conducting medical experiments on you.
Cory: And they were!
Season 4
Alan: Are you insane?
Amy: We tried to send you to camp when you were eight, but we had to come and take you home.
Alan: Everyday you sent us letters telling us they were conducting medical experiments on you.
Cory: And they were!
Season 4
Devon: You know, in my house, growing up, all my parents ever talked about were the three M's: money, marriage and mortgage.
Shawn: Yeah, my dad always talked about the three B's: babes, bucks and brewskies.
Shawn: Yeah, my dad always talked about the three B's: babes, bucks and brewskies.
Eric: [about graduating] You know, I don't think I could have done this without everyone in this room believing in me. That's why this diploma, which signifies my intelligence, belongs as much to you as it does to I.
Feeny: [correcting] Me.
Eric: I included you.
Feeny: Oh, dear.
Feeny: [correcting] Me.
Eric: I included you.
Feeny: Oh, dear.
Eric: [typing a college recommendation letter] "So, in conclusion, Eric Matthews is really really really smart, really really really nice, and really really really good for your school. Really. Sincerely, George...Mmmm Millhouse Feeny. Princip... uhh princip- princip...uhh... Head Guy."
Eric: All right, look, Mr. Feeny, I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to: how many people get into Yale every year?
Feeny: [thinks it over] No.
Feeny: [thinks it over] No.
Eric: Christy's gonna expect me to tell her that I love her. Aw, man, I gotta do something now. Think, you gotta think, Eric -- OW!
Shawn: Thinking cramp?
Eric: Yeah.
Shawn: I get those, too.
Shawn: Thinking cramp?
Eric: Yeah.
Shawn: I get those, too.
Eric: Just what you wanted. 20,000 words on the Civil War.
Feeny: I said 2,000.
[Eric looks wide-eyed at his thick pile of papers for a moment, then tears off the top two pages and hands them to Feeny.]
Eric: That oughta do it.
Feeny: I said 2,000.
[Eric looks wide-eyed at his thick pile of papers for a moment, then tears off the top two pages and hands them to Feeny.]
Eric: That oughta do it.
Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a slurpee.
[Frankie is holding a kid upside down]
Feeny: Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a slurpee.
[Frankie is holding a kid upside down]
Eric: So I said to myself, "Kyle - "
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
Eric: Wait, I know this song! Ba-de-de-de-de-dum, it's Bugs Bunny!
Feeny: No, it's Wagner.
Eric: Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!
Feeny: No, it's Wagner.
Eric: Mr. Feeny, this is cartoons you are WAY over your head!