Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesCory: Math: two plus two is always four. Science: the Earth always goes around the sun. History: Lincoln always gets shot in the head.
Feeny: Lincoln got off easy.
Feeny: Lincoln got off easy.
Cory: Shawn and I have another project we're working on.
Topanga: What is it?
Shawn: You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Topanga: Yeah?
Shawn: It's got nothing to do with that.
"Shawn": Use a mirror, babe!
Topanga: What is it?
Shawn: You know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
Topanga: Yeah?
Shawn: It's got nothing to do with that.
"Shawn": Use a mirror, babe!
Cory: Well, how come when I make paper airplanes I get detention and he doesn't?
[Feeny and Cory look towards Minkus making a paper airplane like a miniature-scale model of a helicopter.]
Cory: I withdraw the question.
[Feeny and Cory look towards Minkus making a paper airplane like a miniature-scale model of a helicopter.]
Cory: I withdraw the question.
Cory: What? Do all women have antennas hidden somewhere on their bodies?
Eric: I dunno. None of them will let me look.
Eric: I dunno. None of them will let me look.
Cory: You know, maybe if Hamlet had worn pants, he could have made a decision or two.
Topanga: Was that a sexist comment?
Cory: That's what I was shootin' for.
Shawn: Don't worry about her- her dad sews.
Topanga: Was that a sexist comment?
Cory: That's what I was shootin' for.
Shawn: Don't worry about her- her dad sews.
Cory: You mean you didn't have a good date?
Eric: No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.
Eric: No, I had a great date! She knew what to do, what to say. She was so cool. But her date dropped food, tripped over seats and couldn't think of anything good to say for nine innings.
Eric: [looking at cover of movie] "Barney Sings The Alphabet." I don't wanna give the ending away, Cor, but... Z.
Eric: I know what you're hiding.
Cory: You do?
Eric: Yup. I tried the same thing when I was your age. The noises, the food sneaking, the look on your face at dinner... YOU'RE HIDING A PUPPY!
Cory: You do?
Eric: Yup. I tried the same thing when I was your age. The noises, the food sneaking, the look on your face at dinner... YOU'RE HIDING A PUPPY!
Eric: Maybe you'll smoke.
Minkus: I don't think so.
Eric: What if...[points to Topanga] she thought smoking was cool? Would you smoke then?
Minkus: In a heartbeat.
Eric: [to Topanga about Minkus] He smokes. You think that's cool?
Topanga: I think any man that smokes is a pig.
Minkus: I'm trying to quit!
Eric: What about alcohol?
Minkus: Could you use someone else as an example?!
Minkus: I don't think so.
Eric: What if...[points to Topanga] she thought smoking was cool? Would you smoke then?
Minkus: In a heartbeat.
Eric: [to Topanga about Minkus] He smokes. You think that's cool?
Topanga: I think any man that smokes is a pig.
Minkus: I'm trying to quit!
Eric: What about alcohol?
Minkus: Could you use someone else as an example?!
Eric: Nice? She's beautiful. I mean, she's the most incredible girl I ever kissed.
Cory: Which puts her on a list of about two?
Cory: Which puts her on a list of about two?
Feeny: All right, Mr. Matthews, I will take you on. I shall prep you for the tournament. I know that your motives are not pure, but I hope your quest for the prize will lead you to the temple of knowledge.
Cory: Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.
Cory: Yeah, yeah, if it's on the way.
Feeny: Anyway, that night it was announced that President Truman was going on the radio to announce the war was going to end, and I asked my father if I could stay up with him to listen to it. What do you think he said?
Cory: I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.
Cory: I'm guessing either yes or no, but we both know how I do on multiple choice.