Boy Meets World quotes

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Cory: Shawn, this is bad. Chemicals explode.
Shawn: Oh no, this is bad.
Cory: We have to go stop the fire!
Shawn: No, I ended my paper with "In conclusion, chemicals don't explode"!

Cory: Shawn, what does your dad do?
Shawn: Shh. I'm trying to find out!

Cory: Shawn, what I'm about to tell you is so strange, no one in their right mind would believe it.
Shawn: Then I'm your guy.

Cory: Shawn, you're squealing.
Shawn: Well that's what someone does when their best friend takes a gun and stabs them in the back right in front of their own eyes!

Cory: So after she made us dessert and read to us I walked her home and right there on the porch I laid out. I said "Wendy, it's over. Forever."
Shawn: How'd she react?
Cory: Well, she invited me in for oatmeal cookies, Grandma Jansen played the organ and we all sang Big Rock-Candy Mountain.
Shawn: Nice knowing ya.
Cory: You know, they have four generations living in the same house. The men don't say much.

Cory: So how come you're taking your garbage back inside the house?
Feeny: Wolves have a keen sense of smell. The garbage would only attract them.
Cory: So your plan is to lure them into your living room?
[Cory thinks he is turning into a werewolf]

Cory: So I would be correct in assuming that this wonderful meal is one of those, um, condemned-man, death-row, last-meal kinda things. But that can't be, because there's no cake. [Eric lifts the top of a platter to reveal an ornately decorated chocolate cake]... Dead man walkin.'

Cory: So, the Hunters' trailer is right over there.
Eric: The one that looks like all the other ones?
Cory: Yeah, that's it.

Cory: So, you mean that Topanga can't move!
Shawn: Not if TV is the true mirror of our lives.

Cory: That's right... I'm a hypochondriac!
Topanga: Cory! It means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!
Cory: Yes, well. [holds up bottle] He gave me these placebos.
Shawn: Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!
Cory: Hey! I have to be on these for the REST OF MY LIFE!!

Cory: The key is to be direct and vague, yet obvious and subtle.

Cory: There's no such thing as good news before I've had my Grape Nuts.

Cory: This city is a cultural vacuum, my friend.
Shawn: That's why my people settled here.

Cory: This year, no running around the house naked singing "We Wish You A Merry Christmas." I'm looking at you.
Eric: I only do it because people have come to expect it.

Cory: We have bugs.
Shawn: Everybody has bugs.
Cory: Our bugs have cars.