Boy Meets World quotes
406 total quotesVirna: What did you say?
Chet: What did I say?
Virna: You said "We work." We don't work, I work. I work like a pig!
Chet: Good thing, because we got a whole microwave full of bills to pay.
Chet: What did I say?
Virna: You said "We work." We don't work, I work. I work like a pig!
Chet: Good thing, because we got a whole microwave full of bills to pay.
Wendy: Is it okay if I go tell all of my friends?
Cory: Sure and I tell all of mine...SHAWN! Hey look at me Im a couple
Cory: Sure and I tell all of mine...SHAWN! Hey look at me Im a couple
[After being dumped by four girls]
Eric: Hey, you want to get be experimented on?
Jack: Yeah, sure.
Eric: Hey, you want to get be experimented on?
Jack: Yeah, sure.
[After seeing Corinna's new song Shallow Boy]
Eric: Oh, that could be about anyone.
Shawn: Well the next song is called Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know This Song Before It Was About You.
Eric: I'm famous!
Eric: Oh, that could be about anyone.
Shawn: Well the next song is called Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know This Song Before It Was About You.
Eric: I'm famous!
[After the class walks out]
Feeny: They have demonstrated the power of labor. Now let's show them what management can do.
Turner: [smiling] Cave? We're gonna cave?
Feeny: You know, you seem amused by this display of defiance, Mr. Turner.
Turner: Oh, I am, I gotta say. Because if I had done to me what I did to them, then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.
Feeny: [After a confused pause] Go to the board and diagram that sentence.
Feeny: They have demonstrated the power of labor. Now let's show them what management can do.
Turner: [smiling] Cave? We're gonna cave?
Feeny: You know, you seem amused by this display of defiance, Mr. Turner.
Turner: Oh, I am, I gotta say. Because if I had done to me what I did to them, then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.
Feeny: [After a confused pause] Go to the board and diagram that sentence.
[Car horn honks.]
Eric: Oh, there's Kelly. Better get going.
Amy: Whoa, wait a minute. You guys have been going out for a while and we still haven't met her. You should invite her to come in.
Eric: Uh, you know, Mom, we're really in a hurry.
Amy: [calling out the door] Kelly, hon, come on in.
Eric: You know something? We're really in a rush.
Alan: What's the matter? Afraid I'll say something to embarrass you?
Kelly: [enters] Hi, I'm Kelly.
Alan: [looking her over] Atta boy!
Eric: Oh, there's Kelly. Better get going.
Amy: Whoa, wait a minute. You guys have been going out for a while and we still haven't met her. You should invite her to come in.
Eric: Uh, you know, Mom, we're really in a hurry.
Amy: [calling out the door] Kelly, hon, come on in.
Eric: You know something? We're really in a rush.
Alan: What's the matter? Afraid I'll say something to embarrass you?
Kelly: [enters] Hi, I'm Kelly.
Alan: [looking her over] Atta boy!
[Chet is taking Turner's television]
Shawn: Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.
Chet: Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.
Shawn: Dad, that's Mr. Turner's TV.
Chet: Well heck, you've been here for a year. Besides, teachers shouldn't be watching television anyway.
[Cory and Shawn are trying to open a jar.]
Shawn: Hand me the rare Phoenician mallet. [Cory hands him a mace-like object] No, no, no, no. That's an early Egyptian dental tool. [Cory hands him a small, wooden hammer] Here we go [hits the jar's lid and the hammer head pops off] Phoenician piece of crap.
Cory: Shawn, you broke it. That's not part of the plan.
Shawn: I'll replace it! I see them all the time at Bed, Bath & Phoenician. [still can't open jar] Here, hand me the Byzantine statue of King Hopheratu. [Cory hands him a small, golden statue. Shawn hits it against the jar lid. It shatters] Home Shopping Channel! There are 6 billion of them left.
Shawn: Hand me the rare Phoenician mallet. [Cory hands him a mace-like object] No, no, no, no. That's an early Egyptian dental tool. [Cory hands him a small, wooden hammer] Here we go [hits the jar's lid and the hammer head pops off] Phoenician piece of crap.
Cory: Shawn, you broke it. That's not part of the plan.
Shawn: I'll replace it! I see them all the time at Bed, Bath & Phoenician. [still can't open jar] Here, hand me the Byzantine statue of King Hopheratu. [Cory hands him a small, golden statue. Shawn hits it against the jar lid. It shatters] Home Shopping Channel! There are 6 billion of them left.
[Cory and Shawn see Topanga walk by.]
Cory: That's not the Topanga I've known. I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman.
Shawn: Yeah, so did Coach Franklin.
Cory: That's not the Topanga I've known. I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman.
Shawn: Yeah, so did Coach Franklin.
[Cory catches Eric making out with a girl.]
Eric: [panicking] Cory, we're studying.
Cory: So am I!
Eric: [panicking] Cory, we're studying.
Cory: So am I!
[Cory has just ridden the roller coaster.]
Cory: Piece of cake...
Eric: What?
Cory: I threw up a piece of cake.
Cory: Piece of cake...
Eric: What?
Cory: I threw up a piece of cake.
[Cory is dressed as George Washington and Minkus is dressed as King George.]
Cory: Fine, keep your goods. Like we need your stinkin' British goods. We're American, we're independent. We'll get our goods from Japan!
Cory: Fine, keep your goods. Like we need your stinkin' British goods. We're American, we're independent. We'll get our goods from Japan!
[Cory is dressed as George Washington]
Cory: How come every boring guy in history is named George?[Mr. Feeny looks at him angrily] I mean every dead boring guy.
Cory: How come every boring guy in history is named George?[Mr. Feeny looks at him angrily] I mean every dead boring guy.
[Cory is driving]
Shawn: Cory, can you drive a little faster? 'Cause there's like twenty cars jammed up behind us.
Cory: Shawn, I happen to be cruising at -- what's it say? I can't look down or we'll crash.
Topanga: Eighteen miles an hour.
Cory: I'm up to eighteen? I hope this thing has airbags!
Shawn: Cory, a bicycle just passed you.
Cory: [Motioning with his arm out the window] Come around me! Come around me, please!
Shawn: Cory, can you drive a little faster? 'Cause there's like twenty cars jammed up behind us.
Cory: Shawn, I happen to be cruising at -- what's it say? I can't look down or we'll crash.
Topanga: Eighteen miles an hour.
Cory: I'm up to eighteen? I hope this thing has airbags!
Shawn: Cory, a bicycle just passed you.
Cory: [Motioning with his arm out the window] Come around me! Come around me, please!
[Cory is driving]
Topanga: Cory, I don't get it. You and your father have always gotten along great.
Cory: Yeah, cause I've always been safe and dependable Cory. Well, tonight a new Cory is born. Dark, wild Cory; built for speed. 24, 25, 26. Look at me, I'm breaking the law.
[Sirens and flashing lights appear behind them.]
Cory: Well, we all saw that coming.
Topanga: Cory, I don't get it. You and your father have always gotten along great.
Cory: Yeah, cause I've always been safe and dependable Cory. Well, tonight a new Cory is born. Dark, wild Cory; built for speed. 24, 25, 26. Look at me, I'm breaking the law.
[Sirens and flashing lights appear behind them.]
Cory: Well, we all saw that coming.