Topanga: Cory, one little haircut is not going to change me.
Cory: Where are you going?
Topanga: This outfit with this hair? Hello, buh bye, I am so at the mall.

Topanga: Cory, you've never told me your quote for the yearbook.
Cory: What did you put?
Topanga: "I do my thing and you do your thing; you are you and I am I; but if in the end we end up together, it's beautiful."
Cory: Put the same for me.

Topanga: Do you want a blanket?
Cory: Oh, that would be swell. But not wool. Wool chafes my nippies.

Topanga: Each of our bodies is the master creation of Mother Nature.
Shawn: Well, except for Minkus. He was created by Mother Goose.

Topanga: He lied to me. He lied to me about staying up all night with Lauren. Strike one.
Shawn: All they did was talk!
Topanga: He lied to me about kissing her! Strike two.
Shawn: All they did was talk and kiss!

Topanga: I want my family to be at my wedding. I want your family to be there. Cory, I wanna wear a wedding dress! A white, lacy wedding dress!
Cory: Of course, white. The way we're going, bright white. Snow white. Whiter than the white-hot light of a thousand burning suns!
Topanga: How long are you gonna be mad at me?
Cory: Ten minutes.

Topanga: I'm here.
Cory: Hi...[closes the door] You're playing Solitaire?
Topanga: Yeah. 'cause I alone. I played 19 games
Cory: Did you win them all? [Topanga shoots him "The look"] Sorry.
Topanga: Yeah.
Cory: Look, could you put the cards away? I need to talk to you.
Topanga: Oh? You have something you want to say to me now?
Cory: I'm-I'm sorry about what happened. I'm, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. Y'know? And I do take back what I said to you.
Topanga: [stands up and walks to the side of the room opposite Cory] Uh-huh?
Cory: Th-that's all I get is "uh-huh?"? Topanga, I just apologized! Now it's your turn...?
Topanga: No! That's not the way it works!
Cory: What, I don't apologize good enough for you, either?!
Topanga: OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS?!

Topanga: If it's any consolation, I think you can do a lot better than Jennifer Bassett.
Shawn: You think so?
Cory: Wait a minute, Topanga, have you looked at her?
Topanga: Okay, so she's pretty, she's tall, she drives a red new convertible, heck, I'd go out with her.

Topanga: Oh, by the way, my parents are coming into town.
Cory: "Oh, by the way, my parents are coming into town"? Oh, by the way, Captain Titanic, the ship's in two pieces!!

Topanga: Okay Rachel, same question. If you could change one thing about Jack, what would it be?
Rachel: He's too passive, and he needs to voice his opinions more.
Topanga: What do you think of that, Jack?
Jack: I don't know.

Topanga: Tell me about the Great Gatsby.
Cory: He was the greatest hockey player who ever lived.

Topanga: We had no idea planning a wedding would be so hard.
Cory: It's like riding a pogo stick in a mine field. BOOM! Boing. BOOM! Boing...

Topanga: We have become your parents.
Cory: Never, ever mention my parents in bed again!

Topanga: What is this? [holds up paper]
Shawn: It's a B! Hey, we got the same grade.
Topanga: This is a travesty.
Angela: I got a B-plus.
Topanga: Who cares? How do I get the same grade as these two schlubs?

Topanga: Where does milk come from?
Eric: A carton!
Topanga: Be more specific.
Eric: A milk carton!