Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesButt-head: Ugh! Is this a joke?
Beavis: Yeah. I think this is supposed to be funny.
Beavis: Yeah. I think this is supposed to be funny.
Butt-head: Uh! This sucks!
Beavis: Yeah! AAAAHHHH! It's like, it sucks!
Butt-head: This is horrible.
Beavis: Yeah, and it sucks too.
Butt-head: Beavis, "sucks" isn't strong enough a word to describe this crap.
Beavis: Yeah, it's like it sucks...a lot.
Eleven, Reach Out
Beavis: Yeah! AAAAHHHH! It's like, it sucks!
Butt-head: This is horrible.
Beavis: Yeah, and it sucks too.
Butt-head: Beavis, "sucks" isn't strong enough a word to describe this crap.
Beavis: Yeah, it's like it sucks...a lot.
Eleven, Reach Out
Butt-head: Uh!
[Beavis does a spit take]
Beavis: UUAUGH!!!! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Butt-head: UUHH!!!
Beavis: CHANGE IT, BUTT-HEAD!!!!
Butt-head: AUGH!
Beavis: CHANGE IT!!!! COME ON!!!!
Butt-head: Augh!
Beavis: COME ON, BUTT-HEAD, CHANGE IT, CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!!
Butt-head: Come on, Beavis, just check it out.
Beavis: [butting in] CHANGE IT!!! Aah!
Butt-head: I think this is one of those, like, coffee commercials. [singing badly] THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP!
Beavis: "Remember that café in Paris?"
Butt-head: Yeah!
Beavis and Butt-head: "JEAN PIERE!"
Butt-head: This sucks!
Beavis: Yeah really!
Bon Jovi, In These Arms
[Beavis does a spit take]
Beavis: UUAUGH!!!! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Butt-head: UUHH!!!
Beavis: CHANGE IT, BUTT-HEAD!!!!
Butt-head: AUGH!
Beavis: CHANGE IT!!!! COME ON!!!!
Butt-head: Augh!
Beavis: COME ON, BUTT-HEAD, CHANGE IT, CHANGE IT!!!!!!!!!
Butt-head: Come on, Beavis, just check it out.
Beavis: [butting in] CHANGE IT!!! Aah!
Butt-head: I think this is one of those, like, coffee commercials. [singing badly] THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP!
Beavis: "Remember that café in Paris?"
Butt-head: Yeah!
Beavis and Butt-head: "JEAN PIERE!"
Butt-head: This sucks!
Beavis: Yeah really!
Bon Jovi, In These Arms
Butt-head: Uh, hello?
Harry Sachz: Hey, congratulations. You just won yourself a free pizza.
Butt-head: Cool!
Harry Sachz: We'll be happy to deliver it right over to your house. What's your address?
Butt-head: Uhh...
Harry Sachz: You don't know your own address?
Butt-head: Uhh...
Harry Sachz: Uh, tell you what. Do you have any mail around? Read me the address off of that.
Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. Do we, like, have any mail around?
Beavis: Uh, let's see. Just that stuff we took out of Stewart's mailbox.
Butt-head:[into phone] Uh, okay.
Harry Sachz: Good. Now, what does it say?
Butt-head: Uh, Stewart Stevenson, uh, 67 Maple Street. Now hurry up and get that pizza over here. I'm hungry.
[Butt-head hangs up, then Harry Sachz does and breaks his pencil while laughing]
Harry Sachz: Hey, congratulations. You just won yourself a free pizza.
Butt-head: Cool!
Harry Sachz: We'll be happy to deliver it right over to your house. What's your address?
Butt-head: Uhh...
Harry Sachz: You don't know your own address?
Butt-head: Uhh...
Harry Sachz: Uh, tell you what. Do you have any mail around? Read me the address off of that.
Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. Do we, like, have any mail around?
Beavis: Uh, let's see. Just that stuff we took out of Stewart's mailbox.
Butt-head:[into phone] Uh, okay.
Harry Sachz: Good. Now, what does it say?
Butt-head: Uh, Stewart Stevenson, uh, 67 Maple Street. Now hurry up and get that pizza over here. I'm hungry.
[Butt-head hangs up, then Harry Sachz does and breaks his pencil while laughing]
Butt-head: Uh, I heard on MTV News that this dude's dad writes movies.
Beavis: What do you mean, he writes movies? You can't read a movie!
Butt-head: No, it's like, he writes what they say.
Beavis: You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say??
Butt-head: No he writes it down before they say it!
Beavis: Well how does he know what they're gonna say??!!
Butt-head: He just, like, makes it up.
Beavis: Really? Well anybody can do that!
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: So like, if there's an explosion, does he write that?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think he just like, writes "kaboom".
Beavis: How about when like people are like, you know, naked and getting it on?
Butt-head: Uhh, he just writes "squeak, squeak, squeak, wank".
Beavis: I'll be damned. Well, anybody could do that! It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to like, rob this other dude, and he has this chick and she's got big hooters...see, see? I'm doing it right now.
Butt-head: Yeah, but you're not writing it down.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Beastie Boys, Sabotage
Beavis: What do you mean, he writes movies? You can't read a movie!
Butt-head: No, it's like, he writes what they say.
Beavis: You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say??
Butt-head: No he writes it down before they say it!
Beavis: Well how does he know what they're gonna say??!!
Butt-head: He just, like, makes it up.
Beavis: Really? Well anybody can do that!
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: So like, if there's an explosion, does he write that?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think he just like, writes "kaboom".
Beavis: How about when like people are like, you know, naked and getting it on?
Butt-head: Uhh, he just writes "squeak, squeak, squeak, wank".
Beavis: I'll be damned. Well, anybody could do that! It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to like, rob this other dude, and he has this chick and she's got big hooters...see, see? I'm doing it right now.
Butt-head: Yeah, but you're not writing it down.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Beastie Boys, Sabotage
Butt-head: Uh, tacos? You said there were tacos?
Beavis: I don't feel too good. I don't want to draw some dude's schlong.
Beavis: I don't feel too good. I don't want to draw some dude's schlong.
Butt-head: Uh, that looks kinda like Conan O'Brien.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. I heard he has a gigantic schlong.
Butt-head: Uh, no. You're thinking of me, Beavis.
Beavis: No. I was thinking of me, actually. Doi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
The Rake's Progress, I'll Talk My Way Out Of This One
Beavis: Oh, yeah. I heard he has a gigantic schlong.
Butt-head: Uh, no. You're thinking of me, Beavis.
Beavis: No. I was thinking of me, actually. Doi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
The Rake's Progress, I'll Talk My Way Out Of This One
Butt-head: Uh, these dudes look too old to be trick or treating.
Beavis: Maybe they were like, um, you know how sometimes the kids' dads gets dressed up too?
Butt-head: Yeah, dads.
Beavis: Or uh, nads.
Beavis: Maybe they were like, um, you know how sometimes the kids' dads gets dressed up too?
Butt-head: Yeah, dads.
Beavis: Or uh, nads.
Butt-head: Uh, this is like, those instructions you get when you try to buy a bed at IKEA.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. The bed shouldn't have instructions. Except for like, "sleep" and "get it on."
Butt-head: Yeah, really. That's why I stole this couch.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. The bed shouldn't have instructions. Except for like, "sleep" and "get it on."
Butt-head: Yeah, really. That's why I stole this couch.
Butt-head: Uh-oh. I think this is college music.
Beavis: Yeah. You can tell because that dude has orange hair. You can also tell it's college music because it's like...they're in a field.
Butt-head: Yeah. Fields suck!
Beavis: Yeah. You can tell because that dude has orange hair. You can also tell it's college music because it's like...they're in a field.
Butt-head: Yeah. Fields suck!
Butt-head: Uh... I think this is a diagram that shows how the butt works.
Beavis: Yeah, it's the digestive system of a lesbian. I mean, uh, oh. Dammit.
Butt-head: Whoa! They gave a poopsicle to that kid!
MGMT, Kids
Beavis: Yeah, it's the digestive system of a lesbian. I mean, uh, oh. Dammit.
Butt-head: Whoa! They gave a poopsicle to that kid!
MGMT, Kids
Butt-head: Uh... is that deadmau5?
Beavis: Oh yeah. He looks like Eminem without his mouse helmet.
Butt-head: Yeah, really.
Beavis: Oh yeah. He looks like Eminem without his mouse helmet.
Butt-head: Yeah, really.