Butt-head: Uh, I heard on MTV News that this dude's dad writes movies.
Beavis: What do you mean, he writes movies? You can't read a movie!
Butt-head: No, it's like, he writes what they say.
Beavis: You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say??
Butt-head: No he writes it down before they say it!
Beavis: Well how does he know what they're gonna say??!!
Butt-head: He just, like, makes it up.
Beavis: Really? Well anybody can do that!
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: So like, if there's an explosion, does he write that?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think he just like, writes "kaboom".
Beavis: How about when like people are like, you know, naked and getting it on?
Butt-head: Uhh, he just writes "squeak, squeak, squeak, wank".
Beavis: I'll be damned. Well, anybody could do that! It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to like, rob this other dude, and he has this chick and she's got big hooters...see, see? I'm doing it right now.
Butt-head: Yeah, but you're not writing it down.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Beastie Boys, Sabotage
Beavis: What do you mean, he writes movies? You can't read a movie!
Butt-head: No, it's like, he writes what they say.
Beavis: You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say??
Butt-head: No he writes it down before they say it!
Beavis: Well how does he know what they're gonna say??!!
Butt-head: He just, like, makes it up.
Beavis: Really? Well anybody can do that!
Butt-head: Yeah.
Beavis: So like, if there's an explosion, does he write that?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think he just like, writes "kaboom".
Beavis: How about when like people are like, you know, naked and getting it on?
Butt-head: Uhh, he just writes "squeak, squeak, squeak, wank".
Beavis: I'll be damned. Well, anybody could do that! It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to like, rob this other dude, and he has this chick and she's got big hooters...see, see? I'm doing it right now.
Butt-head: Yeah, but you're not writing it down.
Beavis: Oh yeah.
Beastie Boys, Sabotage
Butt-head : Uh, I heard on MTV News that this dude's dad writes movies.
Beavis : What do you mean, he writes movies? You can't read a movie!
Butt-head : No, it's like, he writes what they say.
Beavis : You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say??
Butt-head : No he writes it down before they say it!
Beavis : Well how does he know what they're gonna say??!!
Butt-head : He just, like, makes it up.
Beavis : Really? Well anybody can do that!
Butt-head : Yeah.
Beavis : So like, if there's an explosion, does he write that?
Butt-head : Uhh, I think he just like, writes "kaboom".
Beavis : How about when like people are like, you know, naked and getting it on?
Butt-head : Uhh, he just writes "squeak, squeak, squeak, wank".
Beavis : I'll be damned. Well, anybody could do that! It's like, you know, okay, two dudes go try to like, rob this other dude, and he has this chick and she's got big hooters...see, see? I'm doing it right now.
Butt-head : Yeah, but you're not writing it down.
Beavis : Oh yeah.
Beastie Boys, Sabotage
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