Butt-head: Uh, that looks kinda like Conan O'Brien.
Beavis: Oh, yeah. I heard he has a gigantic schlong.
Butt-head: Uh, no. You're thinking of me, Beavis.
Beavis: No. I was thinking of me, actually. Doi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
The Rake's Progress, I'll Talk My Way Out Of This One

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