The Muppet Show quotes
172 total quotesStatler: We're look like members of the rock age!
Waldorf: We're look more like members of the Stone Age! (Both laughed)
Waldorf: We're look more like members of the Stone Age! (Both laughed)
Zero: I am not in my dressing room, eating! I am in my dressing room, being eaten!
[Fozzie has fallen off the stage]
Statler: He was doing okay until he fell off the stage.
Waldorf: Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage.
Statler: He was doing okay until he fell off the stage.
Waldorf: Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage.