The Muppet Show quotes

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Statler: We're look like members of the rock age!
Waldorf: We're look more like members of the Stone Age! (Both laughed)

Zero: I am not in my dressing room, eating! I am in my dressing room, being eaten!

[Fozzie has fallen off the stage]
Statler: He was doing okay until he fell off the stage.
Waldorf: Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage.