The Muppet Show quotes
172 total quotes(Cast)
And now let's things started
Why don't we get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
And now let's things started
Why don't we get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show
(Cast)
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight
(Kermit)
To introduce our guest star
Is what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you...
To introduce our guest star
Is what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you...
(Statler & Waldorf) [optional verse]
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch this show
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch this show
[During the Opening number]
Archeologist: Look at them, I think they're glad to see us.
Sacarogi: When you've been stood up for 4,000 years, you're glad to see anybody!
Character quotes, unidentified episodes
Archeologist: Look at them, I think they're glad to see us.
Sacarogi: When you've been stood up for 4,000 years, you're glad to see anybody!
Character quotes, unidentified episodes
[Fozzie has fallen off the stage]
Statler: He was doing okay until he fell off the stage.
Waldorf: Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage.
Statler: He was doing okay until he fell off the stage.
Waldorf: Wrong. He was doing okay until he came on the stage.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain
On the Muppet Show tonight
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain
On the Muppet Show tonight