The Cosby Show quotes
222 total quotesTheo: Robert, do you have any sisters?
Robert: No..
Theo: Well, go home tonight and thank your parents!
Robert: No..
Theo: Well, go home tonight and thank your parents!
Theo: Robert, do you have any sisters?
Robert: No..
Theo: Well, go home tonight and thank your parents!
Robert: No..
Theo: Well, go home tonight and thank your parents!
Vanessa: Did Denise decide on a college while we were gone?
Clair: About a dozen times.
Clair: About a dozen times.
Vanessa: Did Denise decide on a college while we were gone?
Clair: About a dozen times.
Clair: About a dozen times.
[Clair is playfully strangling Cliff, because he is having trouble recalling the night he proposed to her]
Denise: [enters] Hi dad.
Cliff: [rough voice] Oh, hi.
Clair: I'm just having a talk with your father.
Cliff: No no, see this woman is just trying to strangle me.
Denise: Well what did you do?
Cliff: I made a mistake, and I proposed to this wo- [Claire tightens her grip]
Denise: [enters] Hi dad.
Cliff: [rough voice] Oh, hi.
Clair: I'm just having a talk with your father.
Cliff: No no, see this woman is just trying to strangle me.
Denise: Well what did you do?
Cliff: I made a mistake, and I proposed to this wo- [Claire tightens her grip]
[Clair is playfully strangling Cliff, because he is having trouble recalling the night he proposed to her]
Denise: [enters] Hi dad.
Cliff: [rough voice] Oh, hi.
Clair: I'm just having a talk with your father.
Cliff: No no, see this woman is just trying to strangle me.
Denise: Well what did you do?
Cliff: I made a mistake, and I proposed to this wo- [Claire tightens her grip]
Denise: [enters] Hi dad.
Cliff: [rough voice] Oh, hi.
Clair: I'm just having a talk with your father.
Cliff: No no, see this woman is just trying to strangle me.
Denise: Well what did you do?
Cliff: I made a mistake, and I proposed to this wo- [Claire tightens her grip]
[Cliff and Clair are snuggling in bed. Cliff moves over closer to Clair.]
Clair: Cliff, your feet are freezing!
Cliff: That's why I brought them over there.
Clair: Well, why don't you move your feet over to your side of the bed until they warm up?
[Cliff pulls his feet away.]
Cliff: Now they're cold and lonely.
Clair: Cliff, your feet are freezing!
Cliff: That's why I brought them over there.
Clair: Well, why don't you move your feet over to your side of the bed until they warm up?
[Cliff pulls his feet away.]
Cliff: Now they're cold and lonely.
[Cliff and Clair are snuggling in bed. Cliff moves over closer to Clair.]
Clair: Cliff, your feet are freezing!
Cliff: That's why I brought them over there.
Clair: Well, why don't you move your feet over to your side of the bed until they warm up?
[Cliff pulls his feet away.]
Cliff: Now they're cold and lonely.
Clair: Cliff, your feet are freezing!
Cliff: That's why I brought them over there.
Clair: Well, why don't you move your feet over to your side of the bed until they warm up?
[Cliff pulls his feet away.]
Cliff: Now they're cold and lonely.
[Cliff is bidding on a painting and keeps getting outbid]
Rudy: Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!
Auctioneer: All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.
Rudy: Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!
Auctioneer: All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.
[Cliff is bidding on a painting and keeps getting outbid]
Rudy: Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!
Auctioneer: All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.
Rudy: Hey, you, stop that! That's my daddy's painting!
Auctioneer: All right, we have $1000 and a little girl who loves her daddy.
[Cliff makes a dental appointment with Dr. Burns.]
Dr. Burns: So I'll see you Thursday afternoon 4 o'clock.
Cliff: Dr. Burns, will you show me the teeth?
Dr. Burns: Yes.
Cliff: Will you let me ride in the 'tooth shuttle'?
Dr. Burns: Well, you're getting a little old for that, but yes. Oh, and Cliff?
Cliff: Yes?
Dr. Burns: When you leave, take just one toy please?
Cliff: But I let you kiss my wife!
Dr. Burns: Two toys?
Dr. Burns: So I'll see you Thursday afternoon 4 o'clock.
Cliff: Dr. Burns, will you show me the teeth?
Dr. Burns: Yes.
Cliff: Will you let me ride in the 'tooth shuttle'?
Dr. Burns: Well, you're getting a little old for that, but yes. Oh, and Cliff?
Cliff: Yes?
Dr. Burns: When you leave, take just one toy please?
Cliff: But I let you kiss my wife!
Dr. Burns: Two toys?
[Cliff makes a dental appointment with Dr. Burns.]
Dr. Burns: So I'll see you Thursday afternoon 4 o'clock.
Cliff: Dr. Burns, will you show me the teeth?
Dr. Burns: Yes.
Cliff: Will you let me ride in the 'tooth shuttle'?
Dr. Burns: Well, you're getting a little old for that, but yes. Oh, and Cliff?
Cliff: Yes?
Dr. Burns: When you leave, take just one toy please?
Cliff: But I let you kiss my wife!
Dr. Burns: Two toys?
Dr. Burns: So I'll see you Thursday afternoon 4 o'clock.
Cliff: Dr. Burns, will you show me the teeth?
Dr. Burns: Yes.
Cliff: Will you let me ride in the 'tooth shuttle'?
Dr. Burns: Well, you're getting a little old for that, but yes. Oh, and Cliff?
Cliff: Yes?
Dr. Burns: When you leave, take just one toy please?
Cliff: But I let you kiss my wife!
Dr. Burns: Two toys?
[Theo comes in with a record]
Theo: Hey, dad.
Cliff: [setting up a chess board] Hey, son. Did you get the record you wanted?
Theo: Yes, and I was lucky. This was the last one in the store.
Cliff: How much did it cost?
Theo: Uhh, $7.88.
Cliff: And how much money did I give you?
Theo:: Ten dollars.
[Cliff looks at Theo with a big grin on his face for a few seconds]
Cliff: So...?
Theo: So?
Cliff: [Cliff holds out his hands in a shaking motion, Theo gives him a high five] NO! No, no no! Where's my change?
Theo: Change?
Cliff: Change!
Theo: Well, I didn't know you wanted it back.
Cliff: Well since when have you know for me to give somebody a three dollar bonus for borrowing seven dollars?
Theo: Hey, dad.
Cliff: [setting up a chess board] Hey, son. Did you get the record you wanted?
Theo: Yes, and I was lucky. This was the last one in the store.
Cliff: How much did it cost?
Theo: Uhh, $7.88.
Cliff: And how much money did I give you?
Theo:: Ten dollars.
[Cliff looks at Theo with a big grin on his face for a few seconds]
Cliff: So...?
Theo: So?
Cliff: [Cliff holds out his hands in a shaking motion, Theo gives him a high five] NO! No, no no! Where's my change?
Theo: Change?
Cliff: Change!
Theo: Well, I didn't know you wanted it back.
Cliff: Well since when have you know for me to give somebody a three dollar bonus for borrowing seven dollars?
[Theo comes in with a record]
Theo: Hey, dad.
Cliff: [setting up a chess board] Hey, son. Did you get the record you wanted?
Theo: Yes, and I was lucky. This was the last one in the store.
Cliff: How much did it cost?
Theo: Uhh, $7.88.
Cliff: And how much money did I give you?
Theo:: Ten dollars.
[Cliff looks at Theo with a big grin on his face for a few seconds]
Cliff: So...?
Theo: So?
Cliff: [Cliff holds out his hands in a shaking motion, Theo gives him a high five] NO! No, no no! Where's my change?
Theo: Change?
Cliff: Change!
Theo: Well, I didn't know you wanted it back.
Cliff: Well since when have you know for me to give somebody a three dollar bonus for borrowing seven dollars?
Theo: Hey, dad.
Cliff: [setting up a chess board] Hey, son. Did you get the record you wanted?
Theo: Yes, and I was lucky. This was the last one in the store.
Cliff: How much did it cost?
Theo: Uhh, $7.88.
Cliff: And how much money did I give you?
Theo:: Ten dollars.
[Cliff looks at Theo with a big grin on his face for a few seconds]
Cliff: So...?
Theo: So?
Cliff: [Cliff holds out his hands in a shaking motion, Theo gives him a high five] NO! No, no no! Where's my change?
Theo: Change?
Cliff: Change!
Theo: Well, I didn't know you wanted it back.
Cliff: Well since when have you know for me to give somebody a three dollar bonus for borrowing seven dollars?