Reba quotes
46 total quotesReba [to Cheyenne]: So how are you doing in here?
Cheyenne: Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!
Reba: I really gotta stop asking questions...
Cheyenne: Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!
Reba: I really gotta stop asking questions...
Reba [to Kyra]: Well, here's how a lot of artist's parents feel. You're goin' to college, and that's that!
Kyra: You can't make me. I'm 18.
Kyra: You can't make me. I'm 18.
Reba: Did that seem weird to you?
Barbra Jean: Yeah, why?
Reba: Because Kyra faked being sick. She's never faked being sick before! She's faked being well just so she can go to school!
Barbra Jean: Wow, I am so easily fooled. I wonder if those kids are really blind. You know, I think some of them are just lazy.
Barbra Jean: Yeah, why?
Reba: Because Kyra faked being sick. She's never faked being sick before! She's faked being well just so she can go to school!
Barbra Jean: Wow, I am so easily fooled. I wonder if those kids are really blind. You know, I think some of them are just lazy.
Reba: Kyra! What did this girl do to get you to snap?
Kyra: SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?
Cheyenne: Oh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!
Kyra: SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?
Cheyenne: Oh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!
Reba: Kyra, why would you hit someone?
Cheyenne: It's how she shows affection!
Kyra: Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?
Cheyenne: It's how she shows affection!
Kyra: Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?
Reba: My parents gave this pillow to Brock and me for our third aniversary.
Kyra: Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.
Kyra: Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.
Reba: There's no teenage orgy on our lawn. There's a couple frisky squirrels but I just tell Jake they're dancing.
Van [to Cheyenne]: Hey, can I have one of those vitamins? Give me a Wilma and a Dino. No, I had a Dino yesterday, make it a Barney.
Cheyenne: No. Van those vitamins aren't for you.
Van: Are those chick vitamins? Will they make me grow boobs?
Cheyenne: No. Ok, I'm going to tell you something and you cannot repeat it. They're called Disulfiram.
Van: You're right, I can't repeat that.
Cheyenne: No. Van those vitamins aren't for you.
Van: Are those chick vitamins? Will they make me grow boobs?
Cheyenne: No. Ok, I'm going to tell you something and you cannot repeat it. They're called Disulfiram.
Van: You're right, I can't repeat that.
Van [to Cheyenne]: I want you to stop vomiting.
Cheyenne: If I can control it I'd do it on you right now.
Cheyenne: If I can control it I'd do it on you right now.
Van: Coach said B.J. was only sick for one day and do you know why that is?
Cheyenne: I don't know, something to do with Jesus?
Cheyenne: I don't know, something to do with Jesus?
Van: It doesn't matter where we sleep just as long as I'm with my wife.
Cheyenne: My husband.
Kyra: My lunch.
Cheyenne: My husband.
Kyra: My lunch.