Reba quotes
46 total quotes(After Cheyenne didn't say anything about how Van decorated the room)
Kyra: Well, that sucked!
Reba: Tell me about it!
Kyra: Well, that sucked!
Reba: Tell me about it!
(Jake is playing with a uterus model at the gynecologist's office)
Brock: Jake, put down the uterus, it's not a toy.
Brock: Jake, put down the uterus, it's not a toy.
Barbra Jean: Kyra, there are two ways you can deal with bullies: You can either hide in a bush till they forget about you, or you can buy them presents. Oh, that reminds me Reba, I picked you up something nice at the mall.
Barbra Jean: God created women to carry babies and men to carry footballs.
(Everyone turns and looks at Brock)
Dr. Susan Peters: You are just precious.
(Everyone turns and looks at Brock)
Dr. Susan Peters: You are just precious.
Brock: Reba, I have to marry her!
Reba: Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.
Cheyenne: Dad! How could you!?
Reba: Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.
Cheyenne: Dad! How could you!?
Barbara Jean: It's always the bullies, or the jocks, or preps. The nerds aren't all that friendly, either!
Reba (to Kyra, ignoring Barbra Jean): How long has this been going on?
Barbra Jean: My whole life!
Reba (to Kyra, ignoring Barbra Jean): How long has this been going on?
Barbra Jean: My whole life!
Barbra Jean: There she is, the mother of the bride.
Reba: (crying) You were only suppose to bring the ice.
Reba: (crying) You were only suppose to bring the ice.
Barbra Jean: No, you can't talk to her teacher! Otherwise, you'll be smashed into a locker with chalk up your nose and duct tape in your hair!
Brock: Oh honey, I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to protect you.
Reba: Except you were 34.
Brock: Oh honey, I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to protect you.
Reba: Except you were 34.
Brock: What's wrong, Van? Are you on the wagon?
Van: Yes! And they shouldn't call it a wagon because wagons are fun!
Van: Yes! And they shouldn't call it a wagon because wagons are fun!
Brock: Kyra, when things get tough, you have to stick with them. (Reba gives him a look) WELL AT LEAST I DIDN'T HIT ANYONE!
Cheyenne: Do you think Dad would care about what kind of bedspread is on the bed?!
Reba: It's obvious that your father doesn't care about what's on his bed!
Reba: It's obvious that your father doesn't care about what's on his bed!
Cheyenne: I need to wear something that says: "Mrs. Montgomery."
Kyra: How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"
Kyra: How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"
Cheyenne: Getting married is so much fun! We should have done this in our junior year!
Reba: No, honey you were smart to wait.
Reba: No, honey you were smart to wait.
Cheyenne: I do not think smoking is that bad for you... I think tobacco is a vegetable.
Cheyenne: (as she opens the fridge, which is full of food) There is like nothing in here!