Reba quotes

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Brock: What's wrong, Van? Are you on the wagon?
Van: Yes! And they shouldn't call it a wagon because wagons are fun!

Cheyenne: Mom, Dad... I have great news... I'm an alcoholic!
(Everyone stares at her)
Van: I'm having a beer.

Cheyenne: You probably think this sounds really weird.
Reba: No, baby, I don't.....I think it sounds like A DRINKING PROBLEM!
Cheyenne: But I don't WANT a drinking problem!
Reba: I don't want Barbra Jean living down the street from me either...but crapstorms happen!
Cheyenne (thinks): What am I gonna do?
Reba: The first thing you are gonna do is put the drink down..(points to the counter; Cheyenne sets down her drink)
Reba (walks to Cheyenne): Here's the second thing. (hugs her)
Cheyenne: I'm scared Mom, I really am.
Reba: I know, baby.