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(After Cheyenne didn't say anything about how Van decorated the room)
Kyra: Well, that sucked!
Reba: Tell me about it!

(Jake is playing with a uterus model at the gynecologist's office)
Brock: Jake, put down the uterus, it's not a toy.

Barbra Jean: God created women to carry babies and men to carry footballs.
(Everyone turns and looks at Brock)
Dr. Susan Peters: You are just precious.

Barbra Jean: There she is, the mother of the bride.
Reba: (crying) You were only suppose to bring the ice.

Brock: Reba, I have to marry her!
Reba: Have to? The only reason you'd have to marry her is-- Oh my god.
Cheyenne: Dad! How could you!?

Cheyenne: (as she opens the fridge, which is full of food) There is like nothing in here!

Cheyenne: Do you think Dad would care about what kind of bedspread is on the bed?!
Reba: It's obvious that your father doesn't care about what's on his bed!

Cheyenne: Getting married is so much fun! We should have done this in our junior year!
Reba: No, honey you were smart to wait.

Cheyenne: I need to wear something that says: "Mrs. Montgomery."
Kyra: How about a t-shirt that says: "I'm with Stupid?"

Jake: I wanna stay with Mom.
Cheyenne: I want to go with Dad.
Kyra: Is boot camp an option?

Jake: Mom, singing's lame.

Kyra: Barbra Jean's pregnant!
Jake: I thought Cheyenne was pregnant!
Cheyenne: Shut up, Jake!
Kyra: Back off. He's just a stupid kid.
Jake: I'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.

Kyra: Don't worry, Mom, I know all about birth control.
Reba: Oh, really? And what age is it appropriate for a young lady to become sexually active?
Kyra: 40.
Reba: Have I mentioned you're my favorite?

Kyra: Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!
Cheyenne: It's Marci & Luanne. They're on the drill team.
Kyra: Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!

Kyra: So when Daddy marries Barbra Jean, what am I suppose to call her anyway?
Reba: You're not suppose to call her anything, when you see her at the Wal-Mart, just point to her and say, "There she is. The woman who stole my daddy."