Reba quotes

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Reba (after agreeing to Van's plea that she host the team's steak dinner): Boy he sure makes it hard to say no.
Cheyenne (smiling suggestively): Tell me about it.

Reba (looks at her watch): It's 5:00 AM, somebody better whack me with a mallet.

Reba [to Brock]: When you knocked up your hygienist, you lost the right to touch my muffins!

Reba [to Cheyenne]: So how are you doing in here?
Cheyenne: Good, Van fell between the beds, once when we weren't even doing anything!
Reba: I really gotta stop asking questions...

Reba: Momma's got a dark side.

Reba: My parents gave this pillow to Brock and me for our third aniversary.
Kyra: Well, we know it's not a magic pillow.

Reba: Nothing says eternal love like the pooka.

Reba: There's no teenage orgy on our lawn. There's a couple frisky squirrels but I just tell Jake they're dancing.

Reba: Why is it we're the only family in Texas without a gun?

Van [to Cheyenne]: I want you to stop vomiting.
Cheyenne: If I can control it I'd do it on you right now.

Van: Coach said B.J. was only sick for one day and do you know why that is?
Cheyenne: I don't know, something to do with Jesus?

Van: It doesn't matter where we sleep just as long as I'm with my wife.
Cheyenne: My husband.
Kyra: My lunch.

Van: See...Mrs. H, I'm "Player of the Week."
Reba: So I heard...Ungawa