Reba quotes
46 total quotesCheyenne: It takes one to know one, except I'm not one, but if I was one, then she would have to be one too.
Cheyenne: Mom, Dad... I have great news... I'm an alcoholic!
(Everyone stares at her)
Van: I'm having a beer.
(Everyone stares at her)
Van: I'm having a beer.
Cheyenne: So she didn't call me a slut?
Kyra: No, she called you a slut, a loser, and a teenage baby-machine.
Cheyenne: You could have just said yes!
Kyra: No, she called you a slut, a loser, and a teenage baby-machine.
Cheyenne: You could have just said yes!
Cheyenne: So what did you like most about talking to me?
Kyra: All the words you mispronounced.
Kyra: All the words you mispronounced.
Cheyenne: You probably think this sounds really weird.
Reba: No, baby, I don't.....I think it sounds like A DRINKING PROBLEM!
Cheyenne: But I don't WANT a drinking problem!
Reba: I don't want Barbra Jean living down the street from me either...but crapstorms happen!
Cheyenne (thinks): What am I gonna do?
Reba: The first thing you are gonna do is put the drink down..(points to the counter; Cheyenne sets down her drink)
Reba (walks to Cheyenne): Here's the second thing. (hugs her)
Cheyenne: I'm scared Mom, I really am.
Reba: I know, baby.
Reba: No, baby, I don't.....I think it sounds like A DRINKING PROBLEM!
Cheyenne: But I don't WANT a drinking problem!
Reba: I don't want Barbra Jean living down the street from me either...but crapstorms happen!
Cheyenne (thinks): What am I gonna do?
Reba: The first thing you are gonna do is put the drink down..(points to the counter; Cheyenne sets down her drink)
Reba (walks to Cheyenne): Here's the second thing. (hugs her)
Cheyenne: I'm scared Mom, I really am.
Reba: I know, baby.
Jake: I wanna stay with Mom.
Cheyenne: I want to go with Dad.
Kyra: Is boot camp an option?
Cheyenne: I want to go with Dad.
Kyra: Is boot camp an option?
Kyra: (about going shopping with Cheyenne) Mom, I have something to confess, and if you ever tell anyone, I'll deny it and I'll never tell you anything again.
Reba: What?
Kyra: I actually had a good time with her! (covers her mouth in surprise)
Reba: What?
Kyra: I actually had a good time with her! (covers her mouth in surprise)
Kyra: Barbra Jean's pregnant!
Jake: I thought Cheyenne was pregnant!
Cheyenne: Shut up, Jake!
Kyra: Back off. He's just a stupid kid.
Jake: I'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.
Jake: I thought Cheyenne was pregnant!
Cheyenne: Shut up, Jake!
Kyra: Back off. He's just a stupid kid.
Jake: I'm not stupid. She left the pregnancy test in the trash can.
Kyra: Don't worry, Mom, I know all about birth control.
Reba: Oh, really? And what age is it appropriate for a young lady to become sexually active?
Kyra: 40.
Reba: Have I mentioned you're my favorite?
Reba: Oh, really? And what age is it appropriate for a young lady to become sexually active?
Kyra: 40.
Reba: Have I mentioned you're my favorite?
Kyra: Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!
Cheyenne: It's Marci & Luanne. They're on the drill team.
Kyra: Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!
Cheyenne: It's Marci & Luanne. They're on the drill team.
Kyra: Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!
Kyra: So when Daddy marries Barbra Jean, what am I suppose to call her anyway?
Reba: You're not suppose to call her anything, when you see her at the Wal-Mart, just point to her and say, "There she is. The woman who stole my daddy."
Reba: You're not suppose to call her anything, when you see her at the Wal-Mart, just point to her and say, "There she is. The woman who stole my daddy."
Reba (after agreeing to Van's plea that she host the team's steak dinner): Boy he sure makes it hard to say no.
Cheyenne (smiling suggestively): Tell me about it.
Cheyenne (smiling suggestively): Tell me about it.
Reba (looks at her watch): It's 5:00 AM, somebody better whack me with a mallet.
Reba [to Brock]: When you knocked up your hygienist, you lost the right to touch my muffins!