NewsRadio quotes
121 total quotesBill: You're not in Wisconsin, Dave. The big story isn't about a cow wandering into the town square.
Dave: Bill, I worked in Milwaukee, you know. It's a city with a population of a million people.
Bill: So that must have been quite a hubbub when that cow got loose!
Dave: Bill, I worked in Milwaukee, you know. It's a city with a population of a million people.
Bill: So that must have been quite a hubbub when that cow got loose!
Bill: [Referring to the new smoking room.] I guess it will do, but lose the salad, huh?
Bill: Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say "I never liked you. Get lost."
Bill: I'll tell you what I'm high on...freedom!
Catherine: Bill, you're locked up in a mental institution.
Bill: And I've never felt freer.
Catherine: Bill, you're locked up in a mental institution.
Bill: And I've never felt freer.
Bill: Is it getting chilly in here, or are you wearing an anatomically correct bra?
Bill: It's like my father used to say: "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot."
Dave: Bill, was your father in the Khmer Rouge?
Bill: Automotive sales.
Dave: Bill, was your father in the Khmer Rouge?
Bill: Automotive sales.
Bill: It's not garbage. It's rap music. And I love it. The pulsating rhythms, raw bass line. This stuff speaks to me in places I didn't even know I had ears.
Bill: Mr. Caan!
James Caan: My father's Mr. Caan. Call me Jimmy.
Bill: Likewise.
James Caan: I'm sorry. I thought your name was Bill.
Bill: It is. Easy mistake to make.
James Caan: My father's Mr. Caan. Call me Jimmy.
Bill: Likewise.
James Caan: I'm sorry. I thought your name was Bill.
Bill: It is. Easy mistake to make.
Bill: What exactly do scissors help you be prepared for?
Mike: In case I get arrested, to cut the handcuffs.
Bill: Handcuffs are made of steel.
Mike: So are scissors!!
Mike: In case I get arrested, to cut the handcuffs.
Bill: Handcuffs are made of steel.
Mike: So are scissors!!
Bill: You wouldn't know tough love if it stripped you to your jockeys and made you stand all night in the rain.
Brent: I like to try to categorize people by the animal they could be if they tried a little harder.
Catherine: (reading the news) Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists blew up the Death Star killing thousands. The Rebel Alliance, a fringe group of Anti-Empire fanatics, has claimed responsibility for the terrorist act. Fortunately Lord Vader escaped without harm. Our hearts go out to the families of the victims.
Catherine: If you ever broadcast my age over the air again I will beat you to death with your own microphone!
Bill: [laughing] You may be 36, but you still have all the spark and sass of a 35 year old!
Bill: [laughing] You may be 36, but you still have all the spark and sass of a 35 year old!
Catherine: Joe, get this off there. Get it off there, okay?
Joe: You can't take something off the Internet.
Catherine: What?
Joe: It's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool. It's in there, it's in there.
Joe: You can't take something off the Internet.
Catherine: What?
Joe: It's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool. It's in there, it's in there.