Mr. Show quotes
217 total quotesMember of "2001: A New Wave Godyssey" (Scott Aukerman): Heavens to Betsy, I've invented a praying machine!
Member of Edmond Premington's audience (David): You don't know what words mean, do you?
Member of Edmond Premington's audience (Jay Johnston): Nipples on your ass...?
Member of press (David): Tom Boudinir, Cabington News, pedophile. I..sodomized my nephew. Juuuust what is going on over there at that zoning board??
Pharmacy "customer" (Brian Posehn): I know what you mean...my doctor says I need marijuana to get high.
Reporter (David): And I understand you met Napoleon?
2000 lb. Old Man (Bob): Met him?...I et him!
2000 lb. Old Man (Bob): Met him?...I et him!
Reverend Ralee Kolunda/Kolunda's sidekick (Jerry Minor/David): Be kind, Rewind.
Talk show audience member (Jerry Minor): You need to respect the baby, 'cause life is precious... and God... and the Bible.
Talk show host, Todd Linder Flohman (Bob): You stupid, petty, Prince-looking, no-island-remembering motherfucker!
Willips Brighton (Bob): And my heart feels like a mouth full of sores. A mouth full of sores ain't no fun.
Willips Brighton (Bob): Take it from me, a guy who has mouth sores, I know the value of a mouth without sores.
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #1 (Bob): Dude, show me your weenis!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Look at my hard dick. Isn't it rad?
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #3 (John Ennis): I'm so horny, dude!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Well then, dude, suck that shit!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Look at my hard dick. Isn't it rad?
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #3 (John Ennis): I'm so horny, dude!
Wyckyd Sceptre band member #2 (David): Well then, dude, suck that shit!