Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesTak: [reading her poem to Zim] For longer than I can remember, I've been looking for someone like you. Someone with a head like yours and a torso too. Birds sing AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY! The end! HERE'S SOME MEAT COVERED IN BARBECUE SAUCE! [pulls a giant slab of ribs covered in bbq sauce and throws it at Zim, who screams]
Tak: The great thing about your people, Dib, is that most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!
Dib: Wait. Is there really a difference?
[Zim busts through the wall with the Voot Runner]
Zim: It's over, Tak! The earth is mine to devastate! And I've already promised the moon to GIR.
Dib: Zim! How did you know we'd be here?
Zim: I placed a tracking device on you!
Dib: Tracking device? Where?
[Dib turns around to reveal GIR clinging to his head]
GIR: Your head smells like a puppy!
Dib: Wait. Is there really a difference?
[Zim busts through the wall with the Voot Runner]
Zim: It's over, Tak! The earth is mine to devastate! And I've already promised the moon to GIR.
Dib: Zim! How did you know we'd be here?
Zim: I placed a tracking device on you!
Dib: Tracking device? Where?
[Dib turns around to reveal GIR clinging to his head]
GIR: Your head smells like a puppy!
Tallest Red: Oh, and remember; LASERS!
Tallest Purple: [a laser hits his eye] AAAAH!!!
Tallest Purple: [a laser hits his eye] AAAAH!!!
Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet...tall. How is that even possible? How can anything tall be dumb?
Tallest Purple: [with his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?
Tallest Purple: [with his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?
Tallest Red: Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts in Operation Impending Doom II! [mockingly] You in the audience just get to sit and watch.
Tallest Purple: You should have tried harder!
Tallest Purple: You should have tried harder!
Tallest Red: Welcome planetary conversion team! Welcome to Blorch, the latest addition to the Irken Empire, and most importantly, the first planet to fall victim to our latest effort at universal conquest, Operation Impending Doom II!
Crowd Member: Almighty Tallest rocks!
Tallest Red: Now we erase the remaining organics on Blorch, paving the way for...I dunno, maybe a parking structure planet?
Tallest Purple: Yeah! Parking Structure Planet!
Crowd Member: Almighty Tallest rocks!
Tallest Red: Now we erase the remaining organics on Blorch, paving the way for...I dunno, maybe a parking structure planet?
Tallest Purple: Yeah! Parking Structure Planet!
Torque: [Back in the auditorium][In a somewhat disgruntled tone] Pffft. I didn't know that!
Prof. Membrane: I made the Perpetual Energy Generator, or, as I call her, PEG. Tonight, I activate it. If it works, we never have to worry about power again! If it doesn't, it'll send out a wave of doom that will destroy all life on Earth!
Spectator: What was that last part?
Prof. Membrane: I made the Perpetual Energy Generator, or, as I call her, PEG. Tonight, I activate it. If it works, we never have to worry about power again! If it doesn't, it'll send out a wave of doom that will destroy all life on Earth!
Spectator: What was that last part?
Video Store Clerk:Hey, Man. It's Been 4 weeks since you rented Intestines of War. It's 20 Days overdue. Hello? Hell-lo?!?
GIR:Who is it?(Hangs up)
Zim: [in a mocking voice] I gunna watch it again.
[long pause]
GIR: ...I GUNNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!
Zim: This is the hundredth time, GIR. You have to stop watching this thing or... OH, WHAT IS THAT? [points to TV]A warning? Oh no! Oh no! FBI? Who is this FBI? Why are they trying to warn us about?
GIR:SHHH!
Zim:(screaming)
(phone rings)
GIR:Who is it?(Hangs up)
Zim: [in a mocking voice] I gunna watch it again.
[long pause]
GIR: ...I GUNNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!
Zim: This is the hundredth time, GIR. You have to stop watching this thing or... OH, WHAT IS THAT? [points to TV]A warning? Oh no! Oh no! FBI? Who is this FBI? Why are they trying to warn us about?
GIR:SHHH!
Zim:(screaming)
(phone rings)
Zim's Computer: But seriously Zim if you just speed up the explosion-
Zim: I don't pay you to contradict me!
Zim's Computer: You don't... pay me at all...
GIR: [being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Season 2
Zim: I don't pay you to contradict me!
Zim's Computer: You don't... pay me at all...
GIR: [being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Season 2
Zim: (to GIR) Wadda ya watching?
GIR: Angry Monkey.
Zim: THAT... horrible monkey!
GIR: Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?
Zim: He's working.
[Facing off against Peepi in his Zoot Cruiser]
GIR: Angry Monkey.
Zim: THAT... horrible monkey!
GIR: Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?
Zim: He's working.
[Facing off against Peepi in his Zoot Cruiser]
Zim: [disguised as a human] Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.
Zim: [eating cafeteria food, gags] It's delicious! It's delicious! I AM NORMAL!!