Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesAdministration Droid: Do not be alarmed. The student president has experienced a failure in spirit. A new election will be held immediately. Volunteers? Volunteer?
Zim: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Pick Zim! Zim is me! Zim is me! Zim shall rule! Pick Zim! Zim! Me! I am Zim!
Administration Droid: Zim. Analysis: moron. Suitable. Candidate 2 needed. Volunteers?
Dib: But Zim's criminally insane! That's not good!
Administration Droid: Dib. Analysis: annoying.
[The droid slams a muzzle around Dib's head]
Zim:Egggh,lies
Zim: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Pick Zim! Zim is me! Zim is me! Zim shall rule! Pick Zim! Zim! Me! I am Zim!
Administration Droid: Zim. Analysis: moron. Suitable. Candidate 2 needed. Volunteers?
Dib: But Zim's criminally insane! That's not good!
Administration Droid: Dib. Analysis: annoying.
[The droid slams a muzzle around Dib's head]
Zim:Egggh,lies
Coach. Walrus: I have shown you the horrors of war...the devastation of famine...pictures of my birth! But I don't think you comprehend what awaits you in adult life. To better prepare you for the inevitable character building horrors, we will now play bludgeon-ball! It's fun!
Dib: [surprised] You...you believe me? Wait a minute, you were in some hideous government experiment where they hit you in the head with car doors right?
Dwicky: [looking at a picture of himself tied up in an alligator's mouth] Ha ha, almost, but no! I really do believe you!
Dwicky: [looking at a picture of himself tied up in an alligator's mouth] Ha ha, almost, but no! I really do believe you!
Dib: Zim! I don't know what your plan is, but I'm going to stop you!
Zim: I am infecting the city with genetically mutated vermin, but you'll never know!
Dib: You just told me.
Zim: ... YOU'RE LYING!!!!
Zim: I am infecting the city with genetically mutated vermin, but you'll never know!
Dib: You just told me.
Zim: ... YOU'RE LYING!!!!
Dwicky: A real space ship. Space ship! And you actually fly through the stars seeing all the universe?
Mooshy: Well, flying through the stars would be pretty STUPID, man! But yeah, we fly around. You want to come along?
Dwicky: Wow! Do I?!?
Mooshy: Well, flying through the stars would be pretty STUPID, man! But yeah, we fly around. You want to come along?
Dwicky: Wow! Do I?!?
Eric the Blob: Hey little Sizzly. You look sadder than me.
Zim: It's this job, I hate it! And I can't leave or the security system will make me explode.
Alien Kid: He gonna 'splode, momma!
Zim: That horrible child.
Zim: It's this job, I hate it! And I can't leave or the security system will make me explode.
Alien Kid: He gonna 'splode, momma!
Zim: That horrible child.
Giant Cookie Seller Girl: [to Dib] Hey! This is ham! You can't pay for cookies with ham!
Dib: Why was there ham in my pocket?
Dib: Why was there ham in my pocket?
GIR: [running around the house and Zim's base] We're on TV! We're on TV! We're on TV!
GIR: [singing] We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly, we wish youuuuuuo!!
GIR: PUPPY!! [licks the window]
Zim: No, GIR! You can eat later! [pulls GIR away from the window]
Zim: No, GIR! You can eat later! [pulls GIR away from the window]
Greg: Thanks for calling the FBI, my name is Greg, how may I help you?
Dib: I have an emergency! There's a kid who's-
Greg: [laughing] Hey, wait. You're... Dib, right? Did you ever get that ninja ghost out of your toilet?
Dib: Yes, no thanks to you!
Dib: I have an emergency! There's a kid who's-
Greg: [laughing] Hey, wait. You're... Dib, right? Did you ever get that ninja ghost out of your toilet?
Dib: Yes, no thanks to you!
Lard Nar: That's The Massive out there. My people designed most of that thing, so I know how powerful it is... We're gonna die!! Whose idea was this?!?
Spleenk: Uh, mine. Sorry about that...
Spleenk: Uh, mine. Sorry about that...