Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesHologram: My people worked themselves into extinction making our planet a working vessel!
Zim: Why would you do that?
Hologram: Because it's cool.
GIR: *nods* Mmm-hmm.
Zim: Why would you do that?
Hologram: Because it's cool.
GIR: *nods* Mmm-hmm.
Host: Are you an alien?
Zim: [shouting] LIES! THIS FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES! I mean no.
Zim: [shouting] LIES! THIS FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES! I mean no.
Host: I've come to the conclusion that Dib is crazy. [to GIR] This one, definitely crazy. I feel sorry for the ugly green kid, but there's a good chance he's crazy too!
Zim: But not an alien?
Host: Nope.
Zim: Okay.
Host: Just crazy.
Zim: [pumps arms in the air in victory]
Host: Nothing matters anymore! Mabey i'm crazy![Host starts acting insane then grabs the camera so that you can only see his face on-screen then does the same thing]
Zim: But not an alien?
Host: Nope.
Zim: Okay.
Host: Just crazy.
Zim: [pumps arms in the air in victory]
Host: Nothing matters anymore! Mabey i'm crazy![Host starts acting insane then grabs the camera so that you can only see his face on-screen then does the same thing]
Host: This young man... [Zim enters] denies your accusation!
Dib: What's he doing here?! He's the alien!
Zim: I came to put a stop to all your alien talk... WHEN WILL THE LIES END?
Dib: What's he doing here?! He's the alien!
Zim: I came to put a stop to all your alien talk... WHEN WILL THE LIES END?
Iggins: I need those! Save point, so close!
Gaz: What you need is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking.
Iggins: But... I'm a better gamer than you..
Gaz: I hope you like nightmare worlds!
Gaz: What you need is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking.
Iggins: But... I'm a better gamer than you..
Gaz: I hope you like nightmare worlds!
Janitor: I believe you. I think I can help you.
Dib: What are you gonna do? Clean me?
Dib: What are you gonna do? Clean me?
Krazy Taco Mascot: So take it from me, the Krazy Taco! You won't find a crazier taco then the ones you'll find at the Krazy Taco! Remember, our Drive-Thru's open the whole niiight! Sweet jumpin' jelly bean, I'm CRAZY!!
GIR: Must obey the taco man!
GIR: Must obey the taco man!
Maria: Don't say that name 'round here! He is the demon beast! We've lost three chicken cookers since he come around!
Dib: Chickenfoot ate them?
Maria: No, they got better jobs...but I hate that chicken beast! Get out! Get out now! Before you get a better job too!
Dib: Chickenfoot ate them?
Maria: No, they got better jobs...but I hate that chicken beast! Get out! Get out now! Before you get a better job too!
Mr. Elliot: It's nice to meet you, Professor. I'm Mr. Elliot, huh? Your daughter Gaz's teacher?
[Gaz groans in annoyance]
Membrane: [transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!
[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]
[Gaz groans in annoyance]
Membrane: [transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!
[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
School Children: Awww...
School Children: Awww...
Ms. Bitters: Dib, you will not leave school grounds until all this mess is cleaned up. [Ms. Bitters hands Dib a tiny sponge]
[Dib spots a bigger sponge floating in the goo from Zim's pimple, Dib points at it]
[Dib spots a bigger sponge floating in the goo from Zim's pimple, Dib points at it]
Ms. Bitters: Don't forget that tonight is Parent Teacher Night. Everyone is required to bring their parents to the cafeteria.
Zim: I never agreed to attend this Parent Teacher Night!
Ms. Bitters: Yes, you did.
Zim: No! You lie! [makes wild scratching motions with his arms] YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[Ms. Bitters puts a disc into a computer. The chalkboard slides down revealing a screen showing Zim]
Ms Bitters: [on video] Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?
Zim: [on video, not paying attention] Yeah, sure, whatever.
[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]
Zim: Why would you tape that?
Zim: I never agreed to attend this Parent Teacher Night!
Ms. Bitters: Yes, you did.
Zim: No! You lie! [makes wild scratching motions with his arms] YOU LIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[Ms. Bitters puts a disc into a computer. The chalkboard slides down revealing a screen showing Zim]
Ms Bitters: [on video] Zim, are you going to bring your parents to Parent Teacher Night?
Zim: [on video, not paying attention] Yeah, sure, whatever.
[Zim looks up at a ceiling-mounted video camera]
Zim: Why would you tape that?
Ms. Bitters: Now open up your textbook and begin memorizing the copyright information. You will be quizzed on this.
Zim: Ms. Bitters, I have a [yells] MIGHTY NEED... to use the restroom once again.
Ms. Bitters: Okay, but that's your last bathroom break for the rest of the school year.
Zim: Ms. Bitters, I have a [yells] MIGHTY NEED... to use the restroom once again.
Ms. Bitters: Okay, but that's your last bathroom break for the rest of the school year.