Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesGIR: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?
[GIR proceeds to roll around, spreading germs all over the spotless base]
Zim: GIR, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!
GIR: ...Awww, somebody needs a hug!
Zim: Nononono, no, GIR, no!! [attempts to spray GIR]
GIR: I'm gonna hug you!
[GIR proceeds to roll around, spreading germs all over the spotless base]
Zim: GIR, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!
GIR: ...Awww, somebody needs a hug!
Zim: Nononono, no, GIR, no!! [attempts to spray GIR]
GIR: I'm gonna hug you!
GIR: I'm guarding the house!
Gaz: Where's Dib?
GIR: [turning to duty mode and producing weapons from his head] None may pass! You are an intruder!
Gaz: [angrily] Where's Dib?
GIR: [retracts weapons] He's down there!
Gaz: Where's Dib?
GIR: [turning to duty mode and producing weapons from his head] None may pass! You are an intruder!
Gaz: [angrily] Where's Dib?
GIR: [retracts weapons] He's down there!
GIR: Then a giant squirrel showed up.
Zim: GIR!!
Host: [to Zim] Let her talk! Can't you see she's upset? [to GIR] Now, don't you mean, Dib showed up?
GIR: No! The squirrel showed up first. Then Dib showed up.
Actor playing Dib: [points to man in squirrel costume] AAGHHHH, what is that?
GIR: And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head. [man in squirrel costume proceeds to mutilate Actor Dib's head as the other actors back away terrified] And then the squirrel flew away! [man in squirrel costume gets picked up by cables] After that, he flew back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys. [costume rips and man falls on two actors in alien costumes]
Host: ...What does that have to do with anything?!?
GIR: Me 'n the squirrel are friends.
Zim: GIR!!
Host: [to Zim] Let her talk! Can't you see she's upset? [to GIR] Now, don't you mean, Dib showed up?
GIR: No! The squirrel showed up first. Then Dib showed up.
Actor playing Dib: [points to man in squirrel costume] AAGHHHH, what is that?
GIR: And then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head. [man in squirrel costume proceeds to mutilate Actor Dib's head as the other actors back away terrified] And then the squirrel flew away! [man in squirrel costume gets picked up by cables] After that, he flew back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys. [costume rips and man falls on two actors in alien costumes]
Host: ...What does that have to do with anything?!?
GIR: Me 'n the squirrel are friends.
GIR: Wait...if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back...
[GIR's head explodes]
[GIR's head explodes]
GIR:(slurping)
Soldier on TV:Aah!My intestine!
GIR: Tee-He He He He He-e!
(phone rings)
Soldier on TV:Aah!My intestine!
GIR: Tee-He He He He He-e!
(phone rings)
Government Man: [in robotic voice] I am Government Man, come from the government. The government has sent me. [zooms inside to see GIR piloting the robot] [walks over to Zim] Ohohoho. He is not an alien lifeform. He is an experimental government aircraft!
Green-eyed Alien: We will begin by fusing you to this other human.
Zim: That's no human, that's a gopher!
Blue-eyed Alien: Silence!
Zim: That's no human, that's a gopher!
Blue-eyed Alien: Silence!
Hall Monitor: Hey! Where's your hall pass?
Zim: Say...you're full of organs, aren't you?
Hall Monitor: Why yes. Yes I am.
Zim: And you wouldn't notice if you were, say, missing a few?
Hall Monitor: Probably not.
[Zim starts laughing evilly and Hall Monitor joins in]
Zim: Say...you're full of organs, aren't you?
Hall Monitor: Why yes. Yes I am.
Zim: And you wouldn't notice if you were, say, missing a few?
Hall Monitor: Probably not.
[Zim starts laughing evilly and Hall Monitor joins in]