Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesGaz: Are there any video games around here?
Zim's Computer: No. Not really.
Gaz: I guess I'll help save the earth, then.
Zim's Computer: No. Not really.
Gaz: I guess I'll help save the earth, then.
Gaz: That Game Slave is rightfully mine. I'll buy it from you, but there's no way you're keeping it. Not without invoking my wrath anyhow.
Iggins: You know, you need help.
Iggins: You know, you need help.
Gaz: That was your fate of the world work? Jumping in a puddle?! You do realize I have to destroy you now.
Dib: It was worth it. Score 1 for the human race, score NOTHING for the Zim... thingy... race.
Gaz: I will destroy you.
Dib: It was worth it. Score 1 for the human race, score NOTHING for the Zim... thingy... race.
Gaz: I will destroy you.
GIR: [gasps] It's got chicken legs!
Zim: Yes...chicken legs. It also possesses a new generation distortion cloaking system. You know what that means?
GIR: Oooh... [flips out then stops]
Zim: That means it turns invisible!
GIR: I had no idea.
Zim: Yes...chicken legs. It also possesses a new generation distortion cloaking system. You know what that means?
GIR: Oooh... [flips out then stops]
Zim: That means it turns invisible!
GIR: I had no idea.
GIR: [in duty mode] The knowledge, it fills me. It is neat.
Zim: GIR! You've drained enough humans today!
GIR: [in duty mode] Data canister is not yet full!
Zim: I command you to get out of here before we're noticed...some more.
Zim: GIR! You've drained enough humans today!
GIR: [in duty mode] Data canister is not yet full!
Zim: I command you to get out of here before we're noticed...some more.
GIR: [in duty mode] Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is STUPID!
GIR: [over the skool intercom] Greetings, children of Earth! This is your new school announcer. A special surprise mandatory field trip is happening for the following lucky children. Morla, Flan, Red Rocky, everyone in Ms. Bitters's class except for Zim. And especially Dib. All these children get to go to a special place made entirely of food. I like food! Now check this out!
[He makes beatbox noises. Zim shuts the intercom off]
[He makes beatbox noises. Zim shuts the intercom off]
GIR: A little to the left, okay? Step forward, okay? Look out for the monkey.
Zim: Got it, okay. How am I doing? Okay monkey, got it, okay.
GIR: Okay? Look out for the other monkey, okay?
Zim: Okay, got it. Oh no, oh no, oh no ah aha ahaaah ahahaha! [crashing noise]
GIR: Okay?
Zim: Okay. LOOK OUT!
Zim: Got it, okay. How am I doing? Okay monkey, got it, okay.
GIR: Okay? Look out for the other monkey, okay?
Zim: Okay, got it. Oh no, oh no, oh no ah aha ahaaah ahahaha! [crashing noise]
GIR: Okay?
Zim: Okay. LOOK OUT!
GIR: Are we gonna ride the sun home?
Zim: No, GIR, the earth sun sets in the west. Staring at it should give me our relative position. Now watch me amaze you. [Stares at the sun until his eyes burn and crust over] Wait a minute... I'M BLIND!!!! [runs around screaming, with GIR giggling and chasing him] They've booby-trapped their sun somehow!!
Zim: No, GIR, the earth sun sets in the west. Staring at it should give me our relative position. Now watch me amaze you. [Stares at the sun until his eyes burn and crust over] Wait a minute... I'M BLIND!!!! [runs around screaming, with GIR giggling and chasing him] They've booby-trapped their sun somehow!!
GIR: Awww! He's cute! And sticky looking!
Zim: Cute?!? This is a serious threat to our mission!
GIR: He's just a baby! [gets in front of the window] HI BABY! [Zim tackles GIR]
Zim: Cute?!? This is a serious threat to our mission!
GIR: He's just a baby! [gets in front of the window] HI BABY! [Zim tackles GIR]
GIR: CHICKEN! [giggles] I'm gonna eat you!
Dib: Wow! [starts taking pictures of the Megadoomer] Crop Circle Magazine is gonna put me on the front cover for sure! Someone take a picture of me with it. [pauses, then hands the camera to GIR, who begins taking multiple pictures of Dib]
GIR: Aww you. You look so cute.
Dib: Wow! [starts taking pictures of the Megadoomer] Crop Circle Magazine is gonna put me on the front cover for sure! Someone take a picture of me with it. [pauses, then hands the camera to GIR, who begins taking multiple pictures of Dib]
GIR: Aww you. You look so cute.
GIR: Do we have to go right now? I wanna watch The Scary Monkey Show.
Zim: [darkly] That monkey...
Zim: [darkly] That monkey...
GIR: GIR, reporting for duty.
Zim: "GIR"? What does the G stand for?
GIR: [confused] I don't know! [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]
Zim: Ummm, is it supposed to be stupid?
Tallest Purple: It's not stupid; [sarcastically] it's advanced!
Zim: "GIR"? What does the G stand for?
GIR: [confused] I don't know! [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]
Zim: Ummm, is it supposed to be stupid?
Tallest Purple: It's not stupid; [sarcastically] it's advanced!