Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesHost: Are you an alien?
Zim: [shouting] LIES! THIS FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES! I mean no.
Zim: [shouting] LIES! THIS FILTHY EARTH BOY LIES! I mean no.
Host: I've come to the conclusion that Dib is crazy. [to GIR] This one, definitely crazy. I feel sorry for the ugly green kid, but there's a good chance he's crazy too!
Zim: But not an alien?
Host: Nope.
Zim: Okay.
Host: Just crazy.
Zim: [pumps arms in the air in victory]
Host: Nothing matters anymore! Mabey i'm crazy![Host starts acting insane then grabs the camera so that you can only see his face on-screen then does the same thing]
Zim: But not an alien?
Host: Nope.
Zim: Okay.
Host: Just crazy.
Zim: [pumps arms in the air in victory]
Host: Nothing matters anymore! Mabey i'm crazy![Host starts acting insane then grabs the camera so that you can only see his face on-screen then does the same thing]
Host: This young man... [Zim enters] denies your accusation!
Dib: What's he doing here?! He's the alien!
Zim: I came to put a stop to all your alien talk... WHEN WILL THE LIES END?
Dib: What's he doing here?! He's the alien!
Zim: I came to put a stop to all your alien talk... WHEN WILL THE LIES END?
Iggins: I need those! Save point, so close!
Gaz: What you need is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking.
Iggins: But... I'm a better gamer than you..
Gaz: I hope you like nightmare worlds!
Gaz: What you need is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking.
Iggins: But... I'm a better gamer than you..
Gaz: I hope you like nightmare worlds!
Janitor: I believe you. I think I can help you.
Dib: What are you gonna do? Clean me?
Dib: What are you gonna do? Clean me?
Krazy Taco Mascot: So take it from me, the Krazy Taco! You won't find a crazier taco then the ones you'll find at the Krazy Taco! Remember, our Drive-Thru's open the whole niiight! Sweet jumpin' jelly bean, I'm CRAZY!!
GIR: Must obey the taco man!
GIR: Must obey the taco man!
Lard Nar: That's The Massive out there. My people designed most of that thing, so I know how powerful it is... We're gonna die!! Whose idea was this?!?
Spleenk: Uh, mine. Sorry about that...
Spleenk: Uh, mine. Sorry about that...
Mall Santa: And what do you want little boy or girl?
GIR: I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...
[Time passes; Santa looks extremely annoyed]
GIR: ...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...
Mall Santa: Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
GIR: I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two balls of glue...to be my friends! And I wants to go dancin' naked! And I wants...
[Time passes; Santa looks extremely annoyed]
GIR: ...and a chair made of cheese, and a table made of cheese, and a...
Mall Santa: Ugh! No more! Get this kid away from me!
Maria: Don't say that name 'round here! He is the demon beast! We've lost three chicken cookers since he come around!
Dib: Chickenfoot ate them?
Maria: No, they got better jobs...but I hate that chicken beast! Get out! Get out now! Before you get a better job too!
Dib: Chickenfoot ate them?
Maria: No, they got better jobs...but I hate that chicken beast! Get out! Get out now! Before you get a better job too!
Mortos: [finishing his soda] Ah, Refreshing! Mortos grant wish now! [to Dib] What you want again? Hello?
[Dib, busily wrestling Zim, doesn't hear Mortos. Da' Cone walks by Mortos]
Da' Cone: Wee-hoo! I wish I had me some ice cream!
Mortos: Your wish is granted!
[Mortos summons a demon ice cream man that hands the pedestrian an ice cream cone]
Da' Cone: Well whaddya know? [takes a lick] Ew, raisin.
[He throws the ice cream to the ground]
Dib: Noooo!
Mortos: Mortos so weak... I need to go return now...
Dib: Nooo! Mortos, you still owe me!
Mortos: Maybe next time you not be so cheap with Mortos. See you in a thousand years!
[Dib, busily wrestling Zim, doesn't hear Mortos. Da' Cone walks by Mortos]
Da' Cone: Wee-hoo! I wish I had me some ice cream!
Mortos: Your wish is granted!
[Mortos summons a demon ice cream man that hands the pedestrian an ice cream cone]
Da' Cone: Well whaddya know? [takes a lick] Ew, raisin.
[He throws the ice cream to the ground]
Dib: Noooo!
Mortos: Mortos so weak... I need to go return now...
Dib: Nooo! Mortos, you still owe me!
Mortos: Maybe next time you not be so cheap with Mortos. See you in a thousand years!
Mr. Elliot: It's nice to meet you, Professor. I'm Mr. Elliot, huh? Your daughter Gaz's teacher?
[Gaz groans in annoyance]
Membrane: [transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!
[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]
[Gaz groans in annoyance]
Membrane: [transmitting from his lab on a floating monitor] I'm sorry, but I'm very busy right now. We're testing some highly unstable- [gasps, alerts going off] No! You have the mixture all wrong!
[A large explosion occurs across town, people turn to stare at the screen as it plays elevator music with a "Please Stand By" appearing]