Glee quotes
931 total quotesKurt: Isn't it great that prom is so inclusive this year?
Blaine: Someone for everyone.
Kurt: [looks at Karofsky and Santana] Even if it's a lie.
Blaine: Someone for everyone.
Kurt: [looks at Karofsky and Santana] Even if it's a lie.
Kurt: It will give me a great opportunity to break out my Banana Republic Mad Men outfit.
Kurt: It's the fear that's the worst. I never know when it's coming. I can't concentrate. I don't feel like I'm part of the school. I feel like I'm in a horror movie where this creature follows me around terrifying me and there's nothing I can do about it? You don't know what's going on in this kid's head. You don't know what he's capable of.
Will: What does that mean?
Kurt: Nothing. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Sue: Lady, if this kid lays a finger on you, I will expel him faster than a Thai take-out place can read back your order. Okay? But until that happens, I'm genuinely sorry to say this, there's nothing legally I or the school board can do.
Will: Come on Kurt. We're gonna be late for rehearsal.
Kurt: [Gets his bag and begins to leave but stops and turns to Sue] You know when you call me lady, that's bullying. And it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry, I thought that was your name. As an apology I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle Me Doughface.
Kurt: I guess I'll go with Porcelain.
Sue: Damn, totally wanted Tickle Me Doughface.
Will: What does that mean?
Kurt: Nothing. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Sue: Lady, if this kid lays a finger on you, I will expel him faster than a Thai take-out place can read back your order. Okay? But until that happens, I'm genuinely sorry to say this, there's nothing legally I or the school board can do.
Will: Come on Kurt. We're gonna be late for rehearsal.
Kurt: [Gets his bag and begins to leave but stops and turns to Sue] You know when you call me lady, that's bullying. And it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry, I thought that was your name. As an apology I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle Me Doughface.
Kurt: I guess I'll go with Porcelain.
Sue: Damn, totally wanted Tickle Me Doughface.
Kurt: It's very civilized for you to invited me for coffee before you beat me up for spying.
Wes: We are not going to beat you up.
David: You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.
Blaine: Which made me think that spying on us wasn't really the reason you came.
Kurt: [smiled awkwardly] Can I ask guys a question?...Are you guys all gay?
Blaine, Wes and David: [bursted into laughter. Kurt showed upset look for a moment]
Blaine: No...I mean, I am, but these two have girlfriends.
David: This is not a gay school. We just have a zero - tolerance harassment policy.
Wes: Everyone gets treated the same, no matter what they are. It's pretty simple.
Kurt: [tried to say something but couldn't]
Blaine: [looking at Kurt for a while] Would you guys excuse us?
Wes: Yeah, take it easy, Kurt.
Blaine: I take it you're having trouble at school.
Kurt: I'm the only person out of the closet at my school. And I tried to stay strong about it..but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell - and no one seems to notice.
Blaine: I know how you feel. I got taunted at my old school, and it really ... it pissed me off.
Wes: We are not going to beat you up.
David: You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.
Blaine: Which made me think that spying on us wasn't really the reason you came.
Kurt: [smiled awkwardly] Can I ask guys a question?...Are you guys all gay?
Blaine, Wes and David: [bursted into laughter. Kurt showed upset look for a moment]
Blaine: No...I mean, I am, but these two have girlfriends.
David: This is not a gay school. We just have a zero - tolerance harassment policy.
Wes: Everyone gets treated the same, no matter what they are. It's pretty simple.
Kurt: [tried to say something but couldn't]
Blaine: [looking at Kurt for a while] Would you guys excuse us?
Wes: Yeah, take it easy, Kurt.
Blaine: I take it you're having trouble at school.
Kurt: I'm the only person out of the closet at my school. And I tried to stay strong about it..but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell - and no one seems to notice.
Blaine: I know how you feel. I got taunted at my old school, and it really ... it pissed me off.
Kurt: Ms. Holiday's right. Mr. Schuester's set list sometimes makes it seem like he hasn't listened to the radio since the 80s.
[Flashback]
[Flashback]
Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
Kurt: Oh my God, she's good.
Rachel: Oh, this is torture. I should be singing that song!
Rachel: Oh, this is torture. I should be singing that song!
Kurt: OK, stop it right there, Mercedes. We are in Glee Club. That means we are the bottom of the social heap. Special Ed kids will get more play than we will.
Kurt: On the count of three, name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover. 1...2...3!
Blaine and Kurt: [together] Marion Cotillard!
Blaine: [gushes] Oh my god, stop it!
Kurt: I know, I know. She's AMAZING!
Blaine: She's amazing!
[In Mercedes's head]
Blaine and Kurt: [together] Marion Cotillard!
Blaine: [gushes] Oh my god, stop it!
Kurt: I know, I know. She's AMAZING!
Blaine: She's amazing!
[In Mercedes's head]
Kurt: On the day of my Mom's funeral, when they were lowering her body into the ground, I was crying. I mean that was it. It was the last time I was ever going to see her. And I remember I looked up my dad, and I just wanted to him to say something, just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn't over. And he just took my hand and squeezed it and I just knowing that those hands here to take care of me, that was enough. This is for my dad.