Kurt: It's the fear that's the worst. I never know when it's coming. I can't concentrate. I don't feel like I'm part of the school. I feel like I'm in a horror movie where this creature follows me around terrifying me and there's nothing I can do about it? You don't know what's going on in this kid's head. You don't know what he's capable of.
Will: What does that mean?
Kurt: Nothing. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Sue: Lady, if this kid lays a finger on you, I will expel him faster than a Thai take-out place can read back your order. Okay? But until that happens, I'm genuinely sorry to say this, there's nothing legally I or the school board can do.
Will: Come on Kurt. We're gonna be late for rehearsal.
Kurt: [Gets his bag and begins to leave but stops and turns to Sue] You know when you call me lady, that's bullying. And it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry, I thought that was your name. As an apology I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames: Gelfling, Porcelain, or Tickle Me Doughface.
Kurt: I guess I'll go with Porcelain.
Sue: Damn, totally wanted Tickle Me Doughface.

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