Glee quotes

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All Seasons
 Season 1  



Kurt: I mean, on the plane ride home it was completely silent, like no one said a word. We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.
Blaine: Wait a second...I don't get it. You don't seem that sad at all.
Kurt: It was still amazing. I mean, I flew in a plane for the first time in my life, I had breakfast at Tiffany's, I sung on a Broadway stage.
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: [silent for a few seconds] I love you too. You know when you stop to think about it, Kurt Hummel's had a pretty good year.

Kurt: I see how miserable you are Dave. I could just hate you when you were bullying me but now all i see is your pain. (whispers) And you don't have to torture yourself this.
[Dave sniffs, upset]

Kurt: I thought the boys KISS number was good, although the lyrics left something to be desired.
Tina: Finn kept sticking his tongue out and I couldn't stop picturing him licking things. It was disturbing.

Kurt: I want my senior year to be magic and the only way that's going to happen is if I get to spend every minute of every day with you.

Kurt: I will take care of it from here. I have a trunk full of wedding magazines hidden under my bed. I'm thinking of a russet and cognac theme. Those are colours, Finn. Fall wedding colors.

Kurt: I'm looking forward to watching my dad make a difference in Congress.
Rachel: I'm looking forward to being friends with all of you for the rest of my life.
Rory: I know this sounds silly but the peanut butter really is amazing, Mr. Schue. Do you know what I'm looking forward to? Winning at Regionals.

Kurt: I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

Kurt: I'm not saying you should come out tomorrow but maybe soon the moment will arise when you can.
[the bell rings]

Kurt: I'm shaking and it's either from low blood sugar or rage. It was only a matter of time before Rachel tried to take over Glee club.
[Flashback]

Kurt: I'm so depressed, I wore the same outfit twice this week.

Kurt: I'm sorry about the other day, Dad. I should have let those guys pray for you. It wasn't about me, it was about you, and it was nice. I don't believe in God, Dad, but I believe in you. And I believe in us. You and me ... that's what's sacred to me. And I'm sorry that I never got to tell you that. Dad, I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere.

Kurt: I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long...

Kurt: I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. It's so Christ-chic. I hope our genuflection to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky doesn't take too long.

Kurt: I've never felt less like being intimate with someone. And it's either you can't tell or you just don't care!

Kurt: I've tried watching those movies but I just get horribly depressed and I think about how they were all kids once, and how they all have mothers and - God, what would their mothers think of them and WHY would you get that tattoo there?