Dexter quotes
468 total quotesDexter: [voiceover about Harrison] He doesn't need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.
Dexter: [voiceover about Neil Perry] Actually, it sounds perfectly awful. For weeks I felt like a student at a master class. Is it really possible that the master's on the run? Or even more tragic, that he lives in a double-wide?
Dexter: [voiceover about Paul] He might be a crack-addled, wife-abusing yahoo, but he refuses to abandon his kids. I'm not sure that's a good thing.
Dexter: [voiceover about the doll parts in his freezer] I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" And yes, I want to play. I really, really do.
Dexter: [voiceover as he watches Lumen play with Harrison] Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless - until we finally realize how much we need them.
Dexter: [voiceover, about Ramon Prado] You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Unless you order his favorite and keep him waiting. And waiting.
Dexter: [voiceover, bound to a table] Such a familiar situation. Such an unfamiliar perspective.
Dexter: [voiceover, post-bachelor party] After last night they all think we share a secret, but Miguel's the only one who knows mine. I could tell the rest of them, but then I'll have to kill them. Just like I'm going to kill Miguel.
Dexter: [voiceover, sees LaGuerta collecting evidence] Miguel probably thinks he's getting lucky. Looks like he's getting screwed.
Dexter: [voiceover, trying to write vows] Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as the sun glinting off the morning dew, and I vow that I will �. Sounds like I'm marrying a unicorn.
Dexter: [voiceover] "The Dark Defender." No, Miami's too hot for all that leather.
Dexter: [voiceover] A secret cabin in the middle of the Everglades? What more could a re-dedicated serial killer ask for?
Dexter: [voiceover] All the lives I've taken, they've always begged for mercy. I've never understood that concept, until now. This. This is mercy. But only for a friend.
Dexter: [voiceover] An hour on the treadmill and I came up empty, not a clue. The only upside is that I got in my cardio for the day. Jordan is one tough nut to crack.
Jordan Chase: You're one tough nut to crack, you know that Dexter?
Dexter: [voiceover] I wish he'd stop doing that.
Jordan Chase: You're one tough nut to crack, you know that Dexter?
Dexter: [voiceover] I wish he'd stop doing that.