Dexter quotes
468 total quotesDexter: [on Boyd] From the outside, a normal home is indistinguishable from the home of a monster who puts women in barrels.
Dexter: [on Jordan Chase] If that's the watch Lumen heard, I'll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Dexter: [on Lila] She had me fighting with myself the whole time. All that self-reflection is unhealthy.
Dexter: [Packing supplies for a kill] "Be prepared" � that's my motto. The Boy Scouts and I have that in common. Of course, there's no merit badge for tonight's outing.
Dexter: [sees Astor fast asleep at Debra's] What'd you use on her, chloroform?
Dexter: [thoughts] I've always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.
[Dexter sees Gail's old fashioned clothing]
Dexter: [thoughts] You have fibres and threads unknown to us. Your ancient customs intrigue me.
Gail: So, Dexter. Tell me everything there is to know about you.
Dexter: [thoughts] You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman.
[Dexter sees Gail's old fashioned clothing]
Dexter: [thoughts] You have fibres and threads unknown to us. Your ancient customs intrigue me.
Gail: So, Dexter. Tell me everything there is to know about you.
Dexter: [thoughts] You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman.
Dexter: [thoughts] With Doakes following me, my life has been all Jekyll and no Hyde. No moonlit playdates. No late night social calls. Not one. My brother would be so disappointed.
Angel: Don't forget! Tell the universe what you really need!
Dexter: [thoughts] I really need ... to kill somebody.
Angel: Don't forget! Tell the universe what you really need!
Dexter: [thoughts] I really need ... to kill somebody.
Dexter: [to a bound Ethan Turner] Most of your shipmates are up on the blue deck. It's happy hour. Just the two of us.
Dexter: [to Dr. Emmett Meridian in the kill room] You're awake. Shall we analyze your dreams?
Dexter: [to his next victim] This is it. This is the big question. Of life, you know. Can I do this? Can I do this? Can I do this? What do you think, Benny, can I? [whispers dramatically] Can I have it all?
Dexter: [to his son] Okay, you planning on both of us not sleeping through another three months?
Dexter: [to Rita] I'm sorry. I feel ... such regret, which is rare for me. Not that I don't mess up, I do, just never so stupendously. I had you, and them; I had us. So much to have, and to just demolish it. I honestly thought I was smarter than that. Rude awakening.
Dexter: [to the man who killed his mother] You stole my life. I'm not the person I'm supposed to be because you took someone from me.