Dexter quotes
468 total quotesDebra: Whenever you have an earth-shattering, ball-crushing mindfuck of a secret, you should tell your fucking sister.
Debra: Who's the skank?
Dexter: Deb, did knocking occur to you?
Debra: Who is she? And are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?
Dexter: Hey I didn't do this to you when you were riding square-jaw guy with the handcuffs
Dexter: Deb, did knocking occur to you?
Debra: Who is she? And are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire?
Dexter: Hey I didn't do this to you when you were riding square-jaw guy with the handcuffs
Debra: You can believe whatever you want to believe - or not believe whatever you want to believe but it's not just about you anymore. You're a father. What about Harrison? you have to think about what you want him to believe.
Debra: You're completely different from me. You're laid back, and musician-y, and unambitious. You're like Valium.
Anton: And you're like Red Bull.
Debra: You are the best thing that has happened to me.
Anton: And you're like Red Bull.
Debra: You are the best thing that has happened to me.
Debra: You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.
Detective Sergeant Angel Juan Marcos Batista: Left the tits and took off with head.
Dexter: "Who is the Bay Harbor Butcher?" God, this obsession with him is relentless. Just like Debra and that damn treadmill.
Dexter: [about Rita] She had a big heart, big enough for the both of us, had to be, I wasn't even human when we first met. I never expected that to change. She reached out and found something I didn't even know was there. She never hurt anybody, she was innocent. And she died a brutal death and I can't fix it. But I know I have to try, here in Miami with the people who knew her... who cared about her, and who loved her... like I did.
Dexter: [after a disturbing dream] Nice. My subconscious isn't even bothering with symbolism.
Dexter: [at a crime scene] What are we looking at here?
Angel Batista: I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
Dexter: Nah, looks like a lobster. See the claws?
Angel Batista: Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you?
Dexter: I like seafood.
Angel Batista: Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.
Angel Batista: I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
Dexter: Nah, looks like a lobster. See the claws?
Angel Batista: Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you?
Dexter: I like seafood.
Angel Batista: Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.
Dexter: [at the shipping yard, voiceover] I don't like this place. Something nameless was born here, something that lives in the deepest darkest hole of the thing called Dexter.
Dexter: [breaking into shipping yard, voiceover] No cameras, no patrols, no dogs. With billions spent on homeland security, it can't be easy as a couple of snips. [cuts padlocked chain and walks in] So much for the War on Terror.
Dexter: [getting medically scanned, voiceover] It seems ironic that I, an expert on human dismemberment, have to pay 800 dollars to have myself virtually dissected.
Dexter: [going after Trinity] It's almost poetic. One serial killer ending the 30-year reign of another.
Debra: Yesterday I had Lundy and Anton and now they are gone because of me. Dexter: You didn't do anything wrong. Debra: It doesn't matter what I do, doesn't matter what I choose. I am what's wrong. And there is nothing I can do about it. If I'm not hurting myself, I'm hurting everyone around me. And there is nothing I can do about it. I am... I am broken! Dexter: You are not. I am
Debra: Yesterday I had Lundy and Anton and now they are gone because of me. Dexter: You didn't do anything wrong. Debra: It doesn't matter what I do, doesn't matter what I choose. I am what's wrong. And there is nothing I can do about it. If I'm not hurting myself, I'm hurting everyone around me. And there is nothing I can do about it. I am... I am broken! Dexter: You are not. I am