Dexter quotes
468 total quotesAngel: Don't go down that emotion road, just go down on her. She'll be distracted.
Debra: [eating cake] Hey, you want some? It's Kirk Wylocks' cake.
Doakes: I had some, at Kirk's birthday. 10 days ago. See, if you have lunch every day with your boyfriend, you miss a thing or two around here.
Debra: Cake's still good; it's mocha, I think.
Doakes: It started out vanilla.
Doakes: I had some, at Kirk's birthday. 10 days ago. See, if you have lunch every day with your boyfriend, you miss a thing or two around here.
Debra: Cake's still good; it's mocha, I think.
Doakes: It started out vanilla.
Debra: [sobbing] This isn't you.
Rudy/Brian: Pretty sure it is.
Debra: No, no there's more. I've seen it.
Rudy/Brian: I never wanted to hurt you.
Debra: I know. I know.
Rudy/Brian: [pause] Does this make it easier for you? Because I can keep going.
Rudy/Brian: Pretty sure it is.
Debra: No, no there's more. I've seen it.
Rudy/Brian: I never wanted to hurt you.
Debra: I know. I know.
Rudy/Brian: [pause] Does this make it easier for you? Because I can keep going.
Debra: Dexter, heads up. Bad in there.
Dexter: Okay.
Debra: I'm serious.
Dexter: Okay.
Doakes: She's not kidding. It's your wet dream in there!
Dexter: Okay ...
Dexter: Okay.
Debra: I'm serious.
Dexter: Okay.
Doakes: She's not kidding. It's your wet dream in there!
Dexter: Okay ...
Debra: I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. How are you holding up?
Dexter: I'm managing. [voiceover] No, I'm not. Keeping my face pinched in sorrow for two hours is a real chore.
Dexter: I'm managing. [voiceover] No, I'm not. Keeping my face pinched in sorrow for two hours is a real chore.
Debra: Watching ice melt. This is fun.
Vince Masuka: Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.
Angel Batista: I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!
Dexter: Huh?
Vince Masuka: Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.
Debra: Yeah, from vine to vine
Maria LaGuerta: Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.
Vince Masuka: Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart.
Angel Batista: I think he's got a crush on you, Dex!
Dexter: Huh?
Vince Masuka: Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way.
Debra: Yeah, from vine to vine
Maria LaGuerta: Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.
Detective Sergeant Angel Juan Marcos Batista: Left the tits and took off with head.
Dexter: [at a crime scene] What are we looking at here?
Angel Batista: I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
Dexter: Nah, looks like a lobster. See the claws?
Angel Batista: Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you?
Dexter: I like seafood.
Angel Batista: Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.
Angel Batista: I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
Dexter: Nah, looks like a lobster. See the claws?
Angel Batista: Why do bloodstains always look like crustaceans to you?
Dexter: I like seafood.
Angel Batista: Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.
Dexter: [at the shipping yard, voiceover] I don't like this place. Something nameless was born here, something that lives in the deepest darkest hole of the thing called Dexter.
Dexter: [breaking into shipping yard, voiceover] No cameras, no patrols, no dogs. With billions spent on homeland security, it can't be easy as a couple of snips. [cuts padlocked chain and walks in] So much for the War on Terror.
Dexter: [Packing supplies for a kill] "Be prepared" � that's my motto. The Boy Scouts and I have that in common. Of course, there's no merit badge for tonight's outing.
Dexter: [to Dr. Emmett Meridian in the kill room] You're awake. Shall we analyze your dreams?
Dexter: [voiceover about Neil Perry] Actually, it sounds perfectly awful. For weeks I felt like a student at a master class. Is it really possible that the master's on the run? Or even more tragic, that he lives in a double-wide?
Dexter: [voiceover about Paul] He might be a crack-addled, wife-abusing yahoo, but he refuses to abandon his kids. I'm not sure that's a good thing.
Dexter: [voiceover about the doll parts in his freezer] I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" And yes, I want to play. I really, really do.