CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotesTripp: He ran head-on into a stone wall. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Looks to me like it was just a freak accident...
Eric: Or the perfect crime!
Eric: Or the perfect crime!
Tripp: Nice business dress. Probably on a break and got caught in the crossfire.
Horatio: That's what happens when worlds collide.
Horatio: That's what happens when worlds collide.
Tripp: Okay, see, here's what I don't get- you're getting ready to jump in bed and you're looking for a closet?
Todd Manning: This jacket cost fifteen hundred bucks!
Tripp: Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
Todd Manning: This jacket cost fifteen hundred bucks!
Tripp: Well, who the hell worries about a jacket when you're getting ready to get in somebody's pants?
Tripp: Prisoners troll the Internet. Freedom of speech B.S. And those lowlifes reel in women like you!
Tripp: That's not too sly, sweetheart, we had 9-mil casings at the scene. You wanna explain that?
D-Nasty: Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.
Tripp: No such thing.
D-Nasty: Look, T.J. Hooker, it's a coincidence.
Tripp: No such thing.
Tripp: Well I guess that clears up the car thing... since you've got the keys!
Tripp: What about Yelina? She disappeared.
Horatio: Frank, what...what are you asking me?
Horatio: Frank, what...what are you asking me?
Valera: That guy reminds me of my junior-high school principal.
Calleigh: Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.
Calleigh: Well, he knows more about me than my principal ever did.
Ryan': I can't get past this second level... because you keep shooting me!
Eric: What?
Ryan: No, not you, it's the cop in this game.
Eric: What?
Ryan: No, not you, it's the cop in this game.
[About a screenplay written by two college guys.]
Calleigh: What are the first 40 pages about?
Eric: Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.
Calleigh: Is that it?
Eric: Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.
Calleigh: What are the first 40 pages about?
Eric: Kid gets a job at a restaurant washing dishes, he insults some big mob boss who then decides to take him under his wing.
Calleigh: Is that it?
Eric: Life's too short, I'm gonna spare you the rest.