CSI: Miami quotes
646 total quotes[About April and Brandon.]
Ryan: Looks like they were joined with grief.
Calleigh: At the hip.
Ryan: Looks like they were joined with grief.
Calleigh: At the hip.
[About digging up a grave.]
Calleigh: We're gonna need a warrant.
Ryan: And some heavy equipment.
Calleigh: We're gonna need a warrant.
Ryan: And some heavy equipment.
[About getting Horatio and Marisol a wedding present.]
Calleigh: I already put your name on the card.
Ryan: [Smiling.] Thank you. You're fantastic!
Calleigh: I already put your name on the card.
Ryan: [Smiling.] Thank you. You're fantastic!
[Alexx wants Calleigh and Ryan to search the rest of the shark's stomach contents.]
Alexx: Ryan, honey. Procrastinating is only gonna prolong the agony.
Alexx: Ryan, honey. Procrastinating is only gonna prolong the agony.
[Cooper tells Natalia he thinks Valera's the mole.]
Cooper: Yep, that's how the Feds operate.
Natalia: [Sarcastic.] Yeah, 'cause you're a big FBI expert.
Cooper: It's what they do. They start an investigation, put in an operative.
Natalia: [Sarcastic and disbelieving.] An operative...
Cooper: Which they make sure they get out before the fur starts to fly.
Natalia: You've seen too many Tom Clancy movies.
Dan Cooper: Trust me on this. Things are about to go down.
Cooper: Yep, that's how the Feds operate.
Natalia: [Sarcastic.] Yeah, 'cause you're a big FBI expert.
Cooper: It's what they do. They start an investigation, put in an operative.
Natalia: [Sarcastic and disbelieving.] An operative...
Cooper: Which they make sure they get out before the fur starts to fly.
Natalia: You've seen too many Tom Clancy movies.
Dan Cooper: Trust me on this. Things are about to go down.
[Finding a match in CODIS.]
Horatio: Norman Stein.
Valera: In the system for an attempted-rape charge last year.
Horatio: Well, welcome to strike two, Norman!
Horatio: Norman Stein.
Valera: In the system for an attempted-rape charge last year.
Horatio: Well, welcome to strike two, Norman!
[One of the kids who broke into the Crime Lab to steal evidence, following a video game plot, is shot in the arm.]
Michael: It hurts!
Horatio: Real bullets are funny like that, Michael.
Michael: It hurts!
Horatio: Real bullets are funny like that, Michael.
[Ryan is breaking glass to prove liquid flow patterns in a crime scene.]
Calleigh: Anger management?
Ryan: No, just an experiment.
Calleigh: Anger management?
Ryan: No, just an experiment.
[Ryan puts on protective glasses to try firing the nail gun.]
Ryan: [Scoffs.] Yeah, like these things are gonna stop a nail.
Ryan: [Scoffs.] Yeah, like these things are gonna stop a nail.