CSI: Miami quotes

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Ryan: [Looking at the result of Cooper's server search.] ... And that's the IP-address, right?
Cooper: You catch on, that's cute.

Ryan: [On looking like Jake Gyllenhaal.] It's in the eyes. I get it all the time.
Eric: [laughing] You get it in the eyes all the time?

Ryan: Are those rolling papers?
Eric: They're not mine. Someone must have borrowed my kit.
Ryan: [Sarcastic.] We've really gotta crack down on the pot-smoking kit thieves around here.

Ryan: Fondue set? Who eats fondue?
Cooper: I do.
Ryan: That's exactly my point.

Ryan: H, I don't know what happened.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, you didn't have the shot.
Ryan: I just froze.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe, you didn't have the shot, do you understand?
Ryan: Yes, sir.

Ryan: I liked your Erika Sykes exclusive about finding Rowe's weights.
Eric: I didn't say any of that to her, she made it all up.
Ryan: Huh, where have I heard that before? Oh, that's right, I've said the same thing.
Eric: Give it a rest, Wolfe.
Ryan: Equal time, bro. Equal time.

Ryan: P-R-A-D-A.
Kimsey: That spells expensive.

Ryan: She's a pretty good actress!
Calleigh: She's not that good. She only does Reality TV.

Ryan: So you're not mad? 'Cause I heard we had a really big fight today.
Calleigh: [Smiling.] Don't believe everything you hear.

Stetler: My heart goes out to her, but the taxpayers aren't responsible for covering the cost of Horatio Caine's hunches.
Horatio: Put it on my tab, okay?

Thomas: You're crazy.
Horatio: You're guilty.

Tripp: [Pulls out a gun from a filing cabinet.] Nine-millimeter filed under S, for stupid.

Tripp: [To Danny.] The police report said you left the keys in the ignition outside the bank- did you leave your brain in the glove compartment, too? I mean, who does that?

Tripp: [To Jim Trinner.] You were banging the neighbor lady and we call that "motive."
Horatio: Yes, we do.

Tripp: [To Mr. Boland.] Now we know you didn't kill her for love... it had to be for money.