CSI: Miami quotes

646 total quotes



Jim Trinner: [Being caught out having adulterous sex in his pool with his neighbor.] I know this doesn't look good...
Tripp: Well, this is about as far from good as anything could look...

Jose: You're already a dead man.
[Horatio shoots him]
Horatio: Join the club.

Karl: Hey, I did my time.
Horatio: Yeah, and you're gonna do some more.

Merrick: May the best man win.
Horatio: I intend to.

Michael: We're re-organizing.
Horatio: You mean getting divorced.

Mr. Reynolds: I bet they call you a secretary with a gun when you're not around.
Calleigh: Actually, I type as well as I shoot.

Mr. Suero: My structural engineer says if I file for an extension now, I won't be cutting ribbon in eleven months.
Tripp: Hm, I'm crying inside, Mr. Suero.

Natalia: I'm late!
Eric: For what?!
Natalia: I'm late!
Eric: What we gonna do?
Natalia: [laughs]
Eric: WHAT?
Natalia: It's just nice. You said 'we'.
Eric: It takes two to tango.

Natalia: What's that? Plan B?
Ryan: More like Plan W.

Norman: I'm a movie producer. I glorify violence, I don't engage in it.

Rita Davis: Can I go now?
Horatio: Let me see, how can I put this...no.

Ryan: [About Eric, after an argument with him.] You always take his side.
Calleigh: Funny, he always says the same thing about you.

Ryan: [About the killer.] This guy is good. He's sick, but he's good.

Ryan: [About the Mala Noche.] New Mafia, my ass!

Ryan: [After Erica Sykes tells him he has to pay for the recorder he broke.] 500 bucks? For a recorder? Are you kidding me? Geez, was it dipped in gold?